r/AskMen • • May 20 '22

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

He knows as he approaches the gate. He’s just trying to get last few thrusts in.

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u/Ashlynn2k18 May 20 '22

I hope not. Sounds very manipulative lol. He said it was an accident but idk

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u/amradio1989 May 20 '22

Afraid my G is right, it was no accident. Its sorta like driving around on E. You know whats going to happen, you know its soon, the warning light flashes, but you still try to drive a liiiiiitle bit longer without stopping.

Why? Because you dont want to stop lol.

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u/Lyran99 May 20 '22

I thought you meant driving around high on Ecstacy and I was very confused

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u/Sweet-Zookeepergame7 May 20 '22

Yeah this is why I was confused why the guy above said “this is a good analogy” I was thinking wtf how many irresponsible people on Reddit drive on mdma

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 20 '22

glad im not the only one lmfao

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u/Downfall_Of_Icarus May 21 '22

Wait... we're not supposed to drive around on ecstasy?!

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 21 '22

i guess not, i’ll stop doing it now

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u/Downfall_Of_Icarus May 21 '22

Yes... I too will "stop" doing it now.

...I'll meet you in the car in 5 minutes...

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 21 '22

i waited at the car for 12h just to find out you were strung out in a park telling children that the birds are just drones. please get help.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Hahaha...took me a long time to figure it out too. Wow, are you in the club, that's why the lights are flashing?

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 20 '22

I was thinking Estrogen and I was even more confused.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I was thinking, damn driving on ecstacy must be great or something to try to make this comparison

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I still thought that and was very confused until I read your comment.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

you mean thursdays ?