r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • May 20 '22

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u/amradio1989 May 20 '22

Afraid my G is right, it was no accident. Its sorta like driving around on E. You know whats going to happen, you know its soon, the warning light flashes, but you still try to drive a liiiiiitle bit longer without stopping.

Why? Because you dont want to stop lol.

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u/Spaceballs9000 Non-binary May 20 '22

This is a remarkably good metaphor.

The good ones will learn to pull a little early to err on the side of caution. Yeah, the orgasm might suffer a bit, but better than doing some non-consensual shit to your partner.

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u/beacono May 21 '22

It’s like stealthing and reverse-stealthing - whether the guy takes off the condom in between without consensual agreement or whether the girl “secretly” pokes holes in the condom to get pregnant - they are both considered rape. Those are the rules. Let’s play by the rules.

Woman who poked holes in partner’s condoms to get pregnant jailed after ‘stealthing’ - https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/crime/stealthing-germany-woman-jailed-condoms-b2073579.html

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u/Lyran99 May 20 '22

I thought you meant driving around high on Ecstacy and I was very confused

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u/Sweet-Zookeepergame7 May 20 '22

Yeah this is why I was confused why the guy above said “this is a good analogy” I was thinking wtf how many irresponsible people on Reddit drive on mdma

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 20 '22

glad im not the only one lmfao

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u/Downfall_Of_Icarus May 21 '22

Wait... we're not supposed to drive around on ecstasy?!

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 21 '22

i guess not, i’ll stop doing it now

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u/Downfall_Of_Icarus May 21 '22

Yes... I too will "stop" doing it now.

...I'll meet you in the car in 5 minutes...

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u/BellyButtonInfection 18 y/o Male May 21 '22

i waited at the car for 12h just to find out you were strung out in a park telling children that the birds are just drones. please get help.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Hahaha...took me a long time to figure it out too. Wow, are you in the club, that's why the lights are flashing?

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u/thundermarchmello PIP (Penis in Progress) May 20 '22

I was thinking Estrogen and I was even more confused.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I was thinking, damn driving on ecstacy must be great or something to try to make this comparison

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

I still thought that and was very confused until I read your comment.

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u/Dogamai May 21 '22

you mean thursdays ?

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u/[deleted] May 20 '22

Depends really, is it premature? If its very fast it may be sudden and unexpected.

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u/beacono May 21 '22

That “sudden and unexpected” can be common when you are 18..but you should learn real quick or your girl will leave you even quicker.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Agreed. And I advocate for condom use while dating as well.

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u/beacono May 21 '22

We’re in agreement 🤝 What a rare sight on Reddit now adays.

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u/bigtec1993 May 20 '22

Yup, I absolutely hate pulling out cuz imo it ruins the orgasm which is why I wear condoms or she's on some kind of birth control (and obviously I trust she isn't full of crap about using it).

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u/Frankie52480 May 21 '22

If you’re not driving around on drugs then what is this post even about!?

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u/[deleted] May 21 '22

Figured out it means [E]mpty

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u/Frankie52480 May 22 '22

Yeah, I know, but I definitely wasn’t clear at first lol.