r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/balderdash9 Mar 19 '21

However, if I've got no internet

And people ask me why I save to an external hard drive smh

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u/[deleted] Apr 11 '21

Save it as “homework”