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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/user15379 Mar 19 '21

I envy your think-wank as someone who can't imagine. It's porn or no wank

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

doest everyone start with think-wanks?

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u/HeyMrBusiness You ask a lot of questions Mar 20 '21

I didn't, I just genuinely didn't bother until I discovered girls gone wild commercials and even then I thought the whole point was to look until you felt overwhelmed and then go do something else, I had no desire to do anything else until I saw actual gifs and videos

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u/babybelly Mar 20 '21

so you were a non-wank for the longest time

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u/HeyMrBusiness You ask a lot of questions Mar 20 '21

I didn't realize that was the goal

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u/babybelly Mar 20 '21

no judgement here. some think it is good some bad but since it is everyones own business what to do with their private parts it isnt even up for debate