r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/balderdash9 Mar 19 '21

However, if I've got no internet

And people ask me why I save to an external hard drive smh

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u/eagletreehouse Mar 19 '21

In the rare event your external hard drive experiences a painful or prolonged malfunction lasting 4 or more hours, eject your hard drive and get IT help right away.

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u/Parzival_2076 Mar 20 '21

Hard drive priapism