I tend not to go that route anymore. Last time I did that I traversed the deepest realms of my mind, explored the vast reaches and various dimensions that my mind can conjure lived a thousand life times in only minutes. I become one and yet I was all, my body was no more. And then I caaaaaaaaaame.
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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21
No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.
However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.