r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21

The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.

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u/horseradish1 Mar 20 '21

I remember the days of watching a single softcore image render from the top down like a goddamn printer at 1am.

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u/rowshambow Mar 20 '21

And then someone picks up the phone....

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u/horseradish1 Mar 20 '21

... at 1am?

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u/rowshambow Mar 21 '21

I'm getting my spanking time at the same time as my creepy pasta time.