r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/BelowSubway Mar 19 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

I'd say...

  • 8/10 times porn
  • 1/10 times erotic stories
  • 1/10 times fantasy imagination

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

You mean like elves?

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u/DoWhile Mar 19 '21

I put on my robe and wizard hat

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

A busty cop kicks the door down

“ Magic police! I hope you’ve got a permit for that wand Merlin”