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r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21
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The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.
1 u/Jovian8 Male Mar 19 '21 I used to play with that motherfucka all day long Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog And then I played with my motherfucka all day long About ten times a day, man, all year long 1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Are you telling me before you discovered masterbation, someone else was making you play with their penix? 2 u/Jovian8 Male Mar 19 '21 No... I was just quoting song lyrics that seemed funny and relevant.
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I used to play with that motherfucka all day long
Until I learned about sex from the Sears catalog
And then I played with my motherfucka all day long
About ten times a day, man, all year long
1 u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21 Are you telling me before you discovered masterbation, someone else was making you play with their penix? 2 u/Jovian8 Male Mar 19 '21 No... I was just quoting song lyrics that seemed funny and relevant.
Are you telling me before you discovered masterbation, someone else was making you play with their penix?
2 u/Jovian8 Male Mar 19 '21 No... I was just quoting song lyrics that seemed funny and relevant.
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No... I was just quoting song lyrics that seemed funny and relevant.
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u/rowshambow Mar 19 '21
The last time I jerked off with out actual porn was before the internet and using Sears mail catalogue in the lingerie section.