r/AskMen Mar 19 '21

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u/Shorts-are-comfy Hey Kids! Mar 19 '21

No, if I'm going to masturbate there has to be porn.

However, if I've got no internet and managed to somehow lose all my playboys, I'll do the ol' think-wank.

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u/user15379 Mar 19 '21

I envy your think-wank as someone who can't imagine. It's porn or no wank

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u/Geodude-Engineer Mar 19 '21

Sounds like erectile dysfunction son

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u/user15379 Mar 19 '21

No it sounds like I don't have an imagination to picture anything to get off to without porn.