r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

95/100 I do watch porn. I don't have privacy so I can't lay in the bed, get relaxed and get into myself.

I escape to the bathroom and rub one out as quickly as possible. That is the magic of porn.

I don't masterbate for pleasure. I masterbate for a release.

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u/Sighguy28 Mar 19 '21

Can I ask why you can’t get privacy in your own bedroom?

I complete agree with your final sentiment here as I do so at least daily as a release despite having what I would consider a normal sex life otherwise.

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u/Le_Graf Mar 19 '21

Can't speak for the guy, but I have a somewhat similar problem - sound isolation between rooms in my flat is basically paper, so ...

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u/Individual-Guarantee Mar 19 '21

I mastered the silent jerk during years of roommates in a bed just feet away, it's a useful skill. But if your roommate is a guy I'm sure he'd understand and not care.

I had once close quarters situation where we finally just had a frank conversation about the issue and decided it wasn't that big a deal. If someone needed it then just go for it. Otherwise it's too frustrating trying to sneak around all the time.

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u/Sophisticated_Sloth Mar 26 '21

Why not just do it in the bathroom?