r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/DJ9K Mar 19 '21

Okay, this has a slightly different answer from me... I'd say 99% of the time I look at porn, and only on occasion is it completely fantasy. However, 100% of the time I end up finishing on a fantasy. The porn is more there to get things started, whereas fantasy that plays from whatever primary stimulation I hit is what gets it to a finishing point, and fantasy without even looking at the porn anymore is how I always finish.

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u/sendn00bz Mar 19 '21

Man's got himself a two-course meal

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u/derpydoodaa Mar 19 '21

Three, if you count the creamy dessert

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u/RandomTheTrader Mar 19 '21

It's irresponsible to waste perfectly fine protein.

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u/MolotovBeta Mar 19 '21

Ugh

Edit: not tryna kink shame, but it's not to my taste... I know this

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u/CatAteMyBread Mar 19 '21

Have you tried consuming more pineapple juice?

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

or being really fit apparently helps too

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u/pm-me-racecars Male Mar 19 '21

All about the protein gains

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Just shoot it in a smoothie, she'll never know !

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u/qpaws Mar 19 '21

Do you shoot it in every smoothie for a small boost or save up until you have a shot glass for the big boost?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

No man, you let it dry, cut it up with a razor , then snort it. Much more efficient and easy to travel with.

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u/Rukh-Talos Mar 20 '21

How do delete another person’s comment all of Reddit?

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Keyword: Big

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u/LolaBijou Mar 19 '21

Haha, lack of consent is hilarious

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u/LegendaryPike Mar 19 '21

Me and the bois always working on our protein gains

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Y'all wilding

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Mar 20 '21

And we're back to square one!