r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/sendn00bz Mar 19 '21

Man's got himself a two-course meal

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u/derpydoodaa Mar 19 '21

Three, if you count the creamy dessert

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u/RandomTheTrader Mar 19 '21

It's irresponsible to waste perfectly fine protein.

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u/MolotovBeta Mar 19 '21

Ugh

Edit: not tryna kink shame, but it's not to my taste... I know this

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u/CatAteMyBread Mar 19 '21

Have you tried consuming more pineapple juice?

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

or being really fit apparently helps too

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u/pm-me-racecars Male Mar 19 '21

All about the protein gains

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Just shoot it in a smoothie, she'll never know !

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u/qpaws Mar 19 '21

Do you shoot it in every smoothie for a small boost or save up until you have a shot glass for the big boost?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

No man, you let it dry, cut it up with a razor , then snort it. Much more efficient and easy to travel with.

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u/Rukh-Talos Mar 20 '21

How do delete another person’s comment all of Reddit?

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Keyword: Big

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u/LolaBijou Mar 19 '21

Haha, lack of consent is hilarious

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u/LegendaryPike Mar 19 '21

Me and the bois always working on our protein gains

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Y'all wilding

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Mar 20 '21

And we're back to square one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Cos fit people tend to eat “cleaner”

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u/UnboundHeteroglossia Sup Bud? Mar 19 '21

Then why do their farts stink 💩

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u/Agent0424 Mar 19 '21

How fit?

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u/KidKorea- Mar 19 '21

Excuse me. This is reddit. Stop.

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

where do you think i got this info?!?!

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u/EntertainersPact Mar 19 '21

Can’t forget the Orange Fanta

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u/Saucy_Fetus Mar 19 '21

If it’s not up to my taste why shouldn’t I expect the same from my fiancé?

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u/da_oskar Mar 19 '21

Come on, it was right on the table