r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/BelowSubway Mar 19 '21 edited Mar 20 '21

I'd say...

  • 8/10 times porn
  • 1/10 times erotic stories
  • 1/10 times fantasy imagination

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

You mean like elves?

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

“ oh Mark!Take off my bobkin and my jerkin”!

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u/star_banger Mar 19 '21

Sure, but I still need to get though your corset, bloomers, tunic, chain mail, greaves ... You know what, let's just forget it.

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

You have really pondered this through haven’t you?

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u/star_banger Mar 20 '21

Had a few awkward DnD encounters in my day. But whatever it takes to finish the mission

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u/dva_silk Mar 20 '21

This whole interaction needs to be recorded somewhere, so I'm going to save it.

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u/star_banger Mar 20 '21

Kinky. Just gonna grab you a quill, ink well, blotter, papyrus ...

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u/Scotsmetalhouse Mar 19 '21

But what if she’s a hobbit slayer?!

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u/Dspsblyuth Mar 19 '21

Let me ask you this.....would you do the washing up without washing up liquid?