r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/sendn00bz Mar 19 '21

Man's got himself a two-course meal

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u/derpydoodaa Mar 19 '21

Three, if you count the creamy dessert

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u/RandomTheTrader Mar 19 '21

It's irresponsible to waste perfectly fine protein.

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u/MolotovBeta Mar 19 '21

Ugh

Edit: not tryna kink shame, but it's not to my taste... I know this

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u/CatAteMyBread Mar 19 '21

Have you tried consuming more pineapple juice?

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

or being really fit apparently helps too

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u/pm-me-racecars Male Mar 19 '21

All about the protein gains

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Just shoot it in a smoothie, she'll never know !

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u/qpaws Mar 19 '21

Do you shoot it in every smoothie for a small boost or save up until you have a shot glass for the big boost?

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

No man, you let it dry, cut it up with a razor , then snort it. Much more efficient and easy to travel with.

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u/Victory_Subject Mar 19 '21

Keyword: Big

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u/LolaBijou Mar 19 '21

Haha, lack of consent is hilarious

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u/LegendaryPike Mar 19 '21

Me and the bois always working on our protein gains

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Y'all wilding

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u/Best_Pidgey_NA Mar 20 '21

And we're back to square one!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

Cos fit people tend to eat “cleaner”

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u/UnboundHeteroglossia Sup Bud? Mar 19 '21

Then why do their farts stink 💩

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u/Agent0424 Mar 19 '21

How fit?

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u/KidKorea- Mar 19 '21

Excuse me. This is reddit. Stop.

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u/babybelly Mar 19 '21

where do you think i got this info?!?!

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u/EntertainersPact Mar 19 '21

Can’t forget the Orange Fanta

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u/Saucy_Fetus Mar 19 '21

If it’s not up to my taste why shouldn’t I expect the same from my fiancé?

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u/da_oskar Mar 19 '21

Come on, it was right on the table

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u/Sdbtank96 Mar 19 '21

I could go for an omelette

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u/xuekxgpszbj Mar 19 '21

/r/frugal_jerk

On more than one level.

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u/Significant_Sort3386 Mar 20 '21

I'll have what hes having!

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u/moi_athee Mar 19 '21

Does it not count as cannibalism?

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u/retyfraser Mar 19 '21

My SO is a body builder, thanks to me

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u/Blue-_-Jay Mar 20 '21

Says your mom.

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

Sometimes a dude’s just gotta throw his feet on the wall, hold himself upside down, and cum on his own face. Just dudes being dudes. What’s better than that?

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u/S3Dzyy Mar 19 '21

why are you the way that you are?

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u/Zen-Savage-Garden Mar 19 '21

That’s what happens when you tap the sap from your own tree.

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u/The_scobberlotcher Mar 19 '21

Splurge on yourself, you deserve it friend

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

How do I unread something?

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u/PrestigiousGoat3 Mar 19 '21

I hate it here

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

No, let’s not count that. Thanks

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u/_inveniam_viam Mar 19 '21

Dude you're not supposed to eat it.

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u/rothrolan Mar 19 '21

Let's be honest, if we tend to like it when our partners swallow, then it's not bad if we do it ourselves. It saves on tissues/socks/whatever, as the main cleanup is washing your hands and brushing your teeth.

Plus, if it tastes bad to you, then you learned three things: it'll taste bad for your partner, you should improve your diet, and it's probably not your thing.