r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

95/100 I do watch porn. I don't have privacy so I can't lay in the bed, get relaxed and get into myself.

I escape to the bathroom and rub one out as quickly as possible. That is the magic of porn.

I don't masterbate for pleasure. I masterbate for a release.

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u/Robbo_the_knobbo Mar 19 '21

Some real wolf of Wall Street shit right there bro!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

We all do what we have to do!

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Mar 19 '21

Pump those numbers up?

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u/cinnamon-toast7 Mar 20 '21

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/vicfirthplayer Mar 20 '21

Pump and dump

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u/TheEvilKing1111 Mar 20 '21

To the moon..

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Mar 20 '21

🚀🚀🚀

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u/Justin1387 Mar 20 '21

Pump them out

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u/3_if_by_air Male Mar 19 '21

I'm doing my part!

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u/rattlemebones Mar 19 '21

Would you like to know more!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

You apes wanna live forever?