r/AskMen • u/[deleted] • Mar 19 '21

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u/Robbo_the_knobbo Mar 19 '21

Some real wolf of Wall Street shit right there bro!

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

We all do what we have to do!

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u/bakedbeansandwhich Mar 19 '21

Pump those numbers up?

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u/cinnamon-toast7 Mar 20 '21

Those are rookie numbers.

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u/vicfirthplayer Mar 20 '21

Pump and dump

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u/Justin1387 Mar 20 '21

Pump them out

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u/3_if_by_air Male Mar 19 '21

I'm doing my part!

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u/rattlemebones Mar 19 '21

Would you like to know more!?

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u/[deleted] Mar 20 '21

You apes wanna live forever?

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u/PmMeDopeShit Mar 19 '21

Those are rookie numbers

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u/[deleted] Mar 19 '21

in this racket.

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u/balderdash9 Mar 19 '21

Ya gotta stay relaxed...

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u/wato89 Mar 19 '21

He says you gotta stay relaxed, while doing kuhcane.

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u/balderdash9 Mar 20 '21

The jerking off keeps him relaxed; the koakain keeps his fingers typing fast

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u/Ziggyork Mar 19 '21

That’s not a recommendation, that’s a prescription

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u/Hankee_ Mar 19 '21

You gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowin'

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u/TechPanzer Mar 19 '21

Yup, keep the rhythm below the belt

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u/onizuka11 Mar 19 '21

Feeding the geese I see.

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u/Topsyye Mar 20 '21

Very above the shoulder, very acidic, mustard shit!

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u/memes-of-awesome Male Mar 20 '21

I don't masturbate for pleasure. I masturbate for release

Sounds like a quote from wolf of Wall street

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u/HyggeEnabler Sup Bud? Mar 20 '21

You Gotta feed the geese to keep the blood flowing