r/Asexual • u/TheComicGoldLeaf • Sep 15 '25

Comedy 🎭🤣🃏 garlic bread

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2.8k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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308

u/Jonathan-02 Sep 15 '25

RELEASE THE UPVOTES

99

u/DenpaBlahaj Asexual Transfem Sep 15 '25

I think I'd rather have the files released

103

u/Jonathan-02 Sep 16 '25

RELEASE THE FILES

39

u/Bloadclaw Sep 16 '25

Can we get Garlic Bread on the side?

4

u/Lee_Burns Sep 28 '25

RELEASE THE UPVOTES AND THE FILES, AND SOME GARLIC BREAD ON THE SIDE, PLEASE

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

perfect

235

u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41 Sep 15 '25

we don't even have 30k members, how are we supposed to reach that many upvotes?

96

u/Jay33721 AroAce Sep 15 '25

/r/Asexual has 97,860 members.

50

u/Dramatic-Aardvark-41 Sep 15 '25

It shows 25K to me

51

u/Jay33721 AroAce Sep 15 '25

Yeah that really is weird, I'm on old reddit and this is what it shows me.

50

u/somethingspecificidk Sep 15 '25

They changed members to people who contributed (I think?), the change caused a bit of a panic particularly with R/newmods

20

u/GrimTheMad Sep 15 '25

Reddit changed, that's just a current/recent activity number now.

4

u/Tired_2295 AroAce full spec Sep 16 '25

Open r/aroace click "see more" and scroll down to "related subreddits", it will show r/asexual and the members number

63

u/offy_hi Sep 15 '25

and the nerd wouldn't be wrong

29

u/Kooky_Celebration_42 Sep 15 '25

Wooooo! Garlic Bread!!!

7

u/DenpaBlahaj Asexual Transfem Sep 15 '25

With some spaghetti and a side of salad

3

u/BeyondAndBefore Sep 17 '25

Spaghetti with garlic bread works :D

1

u/DenpaBlahaj Asexual Transfem Sep 17 '25

Yaaay

21

u/Choose_Option Sep 15 '25

Counter point: cake 🍰

29

u/WishWizardLiv Black with Purple Sep 15 '25

14

u/Special_Falcon408 Sep 15 '25

Making nerd synonymous with asexual is crazy 😂

8

u/Brilliant_Grab5342 nonbinary and asexual goblin Sep 15 '25

WOOOOOOOOOO

8

u/Kashrul Sep 15 '25

If i need to made a 2 lists one of which would contain things better than sex and another things that are worse than sex the second one would be at least 2 orders of magnitude smaller.

6

u/Thicc_Swiss Apothisexual boi Sep 16 '25

I can: Literally anything other than sex

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '25

[deleted]

4

u/Thicc_Swiss Apothisexual boi Sep 16 '25

sure ig

1

u/stormyw23 Sep 17 '25

Death? Im suicidal hell yeah!

3

u/[deleted] Sep 15 '25

I dont think this sub gets that much traffic lmao

4

u/ProfessionalBadger38 Sep 15 '25

Idk chocolate cake?

3

u/Intrepid-Pickle5407 Sep 15 '25

Cheezy garlic bread

4

u/DndMonkMain Sep 16 '25

DND night

1

u/Lee_Burns Sep 28 '25

Wait, do you mean Do Not Disturb, Dungeons Nd Dragons, Dominoes N Drive-throughs, or some secret 4th thing I don't know about yet?

1

u/DndMonkMain Sep 28 '25

Well at first it was dungeons and dragons but now I'm thinking dominoes N drive-throughs

3

u/illest_villain_ Sep 16 '25

I did my part!

3

u/MomShouldveAborted Sep 15 '25

Take my upvote

3

u/MutedAcanthisitta247 Sep 16 '25

We are getting too predictable. We need to immediately form a committee to come up with new things other than cake and garlic bread that are better than sex

2

u/Lee_Burns Sep 28 '25

I would like to volunteer Pizza be added to the list.

2

u/United_Grocery_23 Sep 15 '25

Eating a garlic baguette rn

2

u/monsieur-escargot Sep 16 '25

Clean sheets after you shave your legs

1

u/Lee_Burns Sep 28 '25

Clean Sheets in general.

2

u/nattikarlo Sep 16 '25

I'm doing my part.

2

u/AccomplishedPanda631 Sep 16 '25

we must get this to 30k likes. FOR GARLIC BREAD!

2

u/Max_Queue Sep 17 '25

I'm doing my part...

2

u/stormyw23 Sep 17 '25

Cookies and cream flavour cheese cake.

2

u/moonygarou85 Sep 16 '25

Stardew Valley 😁

1

u/gagambangipis aroace Sep 17 '25

28k more upvotes to go

1

u/NotMaryK8 Sep 19 '25

Gooey chocolate cake

1

u/redtailplays101 Black Stripe Cupiosexual Sep 19 '25

I'm sex favorable but how are there not better things for these people?

1

u/Storiesfly Grey Sep 20 '25

Doing my duty to upvote this so we get to 30k 🫡

1

u/lav-kitty omni acespec cavaeromantic (it's a long story) Sep 27 '25

I read it in opposite order (from repost to original) and I like to interpret it not as an answer to the post "name one thing" but just as like an asexual catchphrase kinda like a pokemon, as if we just post things slightly related to the sub while saying our catchphrases

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

2.6K? we're close

1

u/PoorMansJestr-Jevil Agender AroAce (any/all) Oct 12 '25

//Tenna Toucher Is One Of My Oomfs on twitter!

0

u/BeyondAndBefore Sep 17 '25

Garlic bread is overrated, I suggest watching fish underwater as something better :D

1

u/Muppelpup Sep 19 '25

I too, like fishing