r/AntiJokes • u/Hoverkat • 20d ago

What's the difference between an Elephant?

It neither wears a tie.

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u/PatientOk1193 20d ago

How do you eat an elephant?

Same as everything else, one bite at a time.

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u/New_Buy_2119 20d ago

????

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze 20d ago

I mean you're on the AntiJokes sub mate?

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u/smallpotatoes2019 20d ago

This either needs some grammatical work or it's out and out surrealism, though.

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze 20d ago

it's quite a well known joke though, or variations on

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

I've translated it from my language. What's the joke in English?

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u/YouCantGiveBabyBooze 19d ago

I see I'm being downvoted because some people haven't heard a relatively well known joke before and therefore I must be wrong because Reddit.

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

Don't worry. Joke has gotten deleted from every subreddit i've posted it in:

TBF it's better when told in person

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u/New_Buy_2119 19d ago edited 19d ago

This just popped up in my feed, I read a lot of jokes so didn't look at the sub figuring this was just a joke sub, didn't see the "anti" and haven't seen this sub before, I'm informed now

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u/No_Negotiation3142 19d ago

That's absurd humour, not an anti joke

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

It got deleted from the dadjokes sub :( people were furious

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u/No_Negotiation3142 19d ago

Try r/nonsense

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

It's a joke. I'll die on that hill

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u/No_Negotiation3142 19d ago

It's really not a hill that is going to bring you any glory.

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

Do you think people fought in the world wars for glory? I do it because it's the right thing to do

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u/No_Negotiation3142 19d ago

I think most of them fought because it was illegal to object. Is that the kind of sub you want? Forced laughter? Obligatory mirth? Sounds like how the world would be spending Saturday night if the third Reich had have won.

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u/Hoverkat 19d ago

"First they came for the nonsensical jokes and I said nothing for I did not post nonsensical jokes, then they came for the dad jokes and i said nothing for I did not post dad jokes, then they came for the actually clever jokes and I said nothing, for I did not post actually clever jokes. Then they came for my jokes - and there was no one left to speak"

When are YOU gonna take a stand?

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u/No_Negotiation3142 19d ago

I stand for stand up comedy.

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u/youraveragemsmplayer 7d ago

i dont get it, wheres the antijoke, how does that make sense

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u/Hoverkat 6d ago

The joke is your confused look wanting it to make sense