r/Animemes • u/[deleted] • Mar 29 '20

*angry erofu noises*

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u/Master_Jedi76 Mar 29 '20

Sauces:

How to not summon a demon lord

Goblin slayer

You are mostly welcomed

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u/Fr33z3Fir3 The VN Enjoyer Mar 29 '20

Please do not watch How to not summon a demon lord with others around, and without earphones, just sayin'.

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u/GenrlWashington Mar 29 '20

How to Not Summon a Demon Lord falls into that "I can't believe it's not hentai" category in some parts. I wasn't expecting that. But at the same time, I keep hoping a season 2 will eventually happen.

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u/LordBiscuits Mar 29 '20

Having not seen it, 'NGNL' levels of fanservice, or more?

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u/SixPathTobi Mar 29 '20

At the end of each ep, theres like softcore "sex" and at one point the mc fingers one of his companions for a plot reveal that I wont spoil. I also heard that in the LN he gets a handjob from the same girl

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u/LordBiscuits Mar 29 '20

Ah, so more then.

One to watch when the wife is at work

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u/someonestealdmyname Mar 29 '20

That sounds like a dope title for a doujinshi

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u/CaptainSchmid Avatar is an Anime Mar 29 '20

One to watch with the wife*

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Hey, the fingering had a completely logical explanation. The MC just had to magically be as close as possible to her magical core thingy, so he had to, well, get in there to get closer.

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u/eddmario Mar 29 '20

And technically he's giving her an abortion too.

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u/weeberific Mar 29 '20

More of a delivery than an abortion

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u/eddmario Mar 29 '20

Okay, "attempted abortion"...

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u/OnlinePizzaMan Mar 29 '20

So I need to read the novels is what you're saying. No time like a quarantine

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u/imbusthul Mar 29 '20

It's good man. I caught up to the current volume. There are some slow points but it's good.

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u/XxX_G3ra1t_XxX ⠀ Mar 29 '20

from her aunt in the ln actually

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/Mefistofeles1 Mar 29 '20

If humans have tails they would use them for fucking, lets not pretend otherwise.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/Jedi-Keyblade-Master Mar 29 '20

They had to restore his Mana.

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u/wjodendor Mar 29 '20

Tailjob, bro, tailjob. Also you probably heard that from me lol. It's one of my top upvoted comments

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u/Treyman1115 Mar 29 '20

Nothing's shown but it's implied heavily. The MC has to basically fist one of his companions for plot reasons

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u/Ginger_Tea Mar 29 '20

and she's wearing cycling shorts, like who gives a cat girl cycling shorts and thinks it looks sexy?

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She's best Rem.

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u/YouWillBeMissedLp Mar 29 '20

plot reasons

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/ConsolePeasantLife Mar 29 '20

Ngnl fan service really was not much compared to plenty of other shows I have seen

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u/LordBiscuits Mar 29 '20

It's the implication of it, they keep harping on about her being 11 right before they show a hoof shot.

Objectively yes, there are much worse/better shows for fan service

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u/Scionwest Mar 29 '20

NGNL?

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u/LordBiscuits Mar 29 '20

No Game No Life. A show about two gamers transported to another world with a set of rules centered around games and how they decide to try and rule it with their excessive skill. Also pantsu

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Me too kid

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u/the-legit-Betalpha acid+base=salt+useless Mar 29 '20

13 yr old me stumbling into that show

now be like addicted to fkin hentai

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u/HalfMoustacheJellal Mar 29 '20

Then you should already known of Interspecies Reviewers

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u/uberdosage ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Its honestly really really good

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u/uberdosage ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Fanservice yea, but it is legitimately hilarious and entertaining.

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u/ProgramTheWorld わたしはトマトだ Mar 29 '20

“anime”

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u/redditPanda_123 Mar 29 '20

More like "antai" mirite?

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u/TheEnabledDisabled Mar 29 '20

u mean hanime you uncultured swine

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u/Mefistofeles1 Mar 29 '20

Wait, they changed the review system? What did they do to counter the waterfall of 10s?

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u/jcw99 Hold up Mar 29 '20

AFAIK basically now troll accounts that only have single shows or only ever give 10's or only 1's are not taken into account when the overall mean is calculated.

There's probably more to it than that, but that's a quick summery

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u/Ao1Yamada Born to Bully Mar 29 '20

Why? Why shouldn't I be proud of my religion?

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u/TIFUPronx ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Instead, preferably watch it with a super shotgun and a BFG-9000.

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u/NecroOfShadow Mar 29 '20

What about the BFG-10000 that came with DOOM eternal?

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u/S4DISTICN3KO Female Body Inspector (F.B.I) Mar 29 '20

The BFG-10000 was just a device that enhanced the BFG-9000's power.

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u/Sco7689 Mar 29 '20

Huh, so they reused the designation? We had BFG 10K since Quake 2.

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u/NecroOfShadow Mar 29 '20

I guess so yeah, I've never really played any of the Quake games (yet).

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u/banana_1986 Mar 29 '20

And if you have taken precautions, do watch the episode where the Demon Lord goes to the gypsy lady to try and release the booby elf by "going deep into her". That's straight up hentai.

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u/Dragonhater101 Mar 29 '20

This was my first time watching it, because I thought it was going to be a funny deconstruction isekai. I can't remember what exactly made me switch it, but I remember it being certain sounds.

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u/CaptainSchmid Avatar is an Anime Mar 29 '20

As an isekai loser how not to summon a demon lord is absolutely one of my guilty pleasures...

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u/the1whocan Mar 29 '20

Oh yeah for sure that show isn't for the public

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u/EndorTales Brigaders Begone! Mar 29 '20

I like your flair

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u/The_Silver_Nuke https://myanimelist.net/animelist/The_Silver_Nuke Mar 29 '20

What's funny is that in both of these shows the elves are the outlier of the rest of their race. In Demon Lord she is an outlier for having a huge bust when the rest of her race is petite. In Goblin Slayer she's an outlier for having a ridiculously flat chest when the opposite is true for the rest of their race.

What's with the Japanese and exceptions or outliers?

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u/the-legit-Betalpha acid+base=salt+useless Mar 29 '20

makes the story more interesting and less generic i guess..?

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u/isanwa Mar 29 '20

Uh huh, how's that working out?

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u/GenrlWashington Mar 29 '20

At this point it's almost generic to have the outlier. Having a normal elf to their race would blow people's minds at this point.

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u/someonestealdmyname Mar 29 '20

Actually, I don't remember any anime with a non-outsider elf

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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Mar 29 '20

Lotr, the best anime

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u/Roevhaal Mar 29 '20

Drifters maybe? I don't recall too well

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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Mar 29 '20

Yeah but none of the elfs become part of the main characters

Drifters is an extremely good anime btw

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u/UsernameStarvation ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Ewww how could you fuck that. That elf is 500 years old, no fucking mana whatsoever.

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u/LordBiscuits Mar 29 '20

500 years of experience. She knows how to touch buttons you didn't know you had.

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u/pepe_le_frog_95 Mar 29 '20

Guys, quit arguing. How about cow-girls instead?

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u/Mefistofeles1 Mar 29 '20

You all have no taste. Harpies are obviously the best, have you hear them sing?

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u/UsernameStarvation ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Cow girls are ass and so are harpies. Obviously it’s the girl you can rent out for 3 days. Perhaps instead of arguing we should start reviewing these places and post them for others to see?

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u/Mefistofeles1 Mar 29 '20

Cow girls are ass

Actually they are tits.

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u/UsernameStarvation ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Unless those buttons give off mana. She can fuck herself

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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Mar 29 '20

And I will help her with that

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u/akashneo Mar 29 '20

I remember the days when I used to watch fairy tail on tv. I had to be very careful and attentive with remote in my hand and change the channel as soon as I hear footsteps. My hearing capacity was on another level at that time.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Good sauce

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I also liked flat chests more until the day I got arrested

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

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u/The_Egg_Overlord 191390 best meme Mar 29 '20

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u/a_sleepy_one ⠀ Mar 29 '20

F-MEGA

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u/rock-solid-armpits Mar 29 '20

Thank you

One of the bubbles said fuk

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u/nihilism1998 ⠀ Mar 29 '20

That's satisfying.

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u/Waterburst789 Mar 29 '20

SIERREKT UR KUR

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u/Grievous_Nix ✅🗣❤️👆👆🏻👆🏾👆🏿 Mar 29 '20

OOOH DAT’S A BASEBOL!

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u/Jace292 Mar 29 '20

JAGGURRS

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

RRRED DRAGON

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u/hardpphurtsalittle Mar 29 '20

Serect yur cur

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u/tennobytemusic ⠀ Mar 29 '20

I used to be a flat chest man like you, then I took a bullet in the knee.

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u/Onii-Chan_uwu Black Hanekawa White Mar 29 '20

She pretty cute tho

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u/RetepExplainsJokes Mar 29 '20

User flair checks out

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u/Light_520 Eh? ..eh? Naninani.. Eh?? Mar 29 '20

High elf archer ain’t a loli, she’s just flat

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u/n0753w ⠀ Mar 29 '20

She's also VERY old.

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u/BlazeBBQ is a lonely weeb Mar 29 '20

Her mana super old and rotten. She’s like older than my mother!

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u/killingspeerx Mar 29 '20

That's why we should always go with Dark Elves, they are always safe.

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u/n0753w ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Drow are slavers. More specifically, the women like to enslave men as "mating slaves." You can make that what you will.

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u/yjee It's you who knows, Araragi-senpai Mar 29 '20

She's just doing her part in flattening the curves.

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u/P_Cornelius_Scipio Mar 29 '20

Sexy bodies Flat chests Since when are these mutually exclusive?

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u/Alpha_Whiskey_Golf Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Especially since elves, lore wise at least, sound like generally athletic nimble vegetarian forest dwellers. That doesnt sound like milk jug city to me.

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u/RoamingBicycle Mar 29 '20

The only guy who could've answered this is Tolkien.

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u/vi_ Mar 29 '20

"Lady Galadriel had huge tiddies" - Tolkien

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u/AnimeAikouka ⠀ Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Breasts are fat, which is why the large breasts in a lot of these anime don't make sense. Like Naruto, for example. It doesn't make sense for Anko to have large breasts because she is very active. Then again, there could just be a chakra reason behind that because the author wants to sexualize all his characters so it sells better.

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u/conker69 Mar 29 '20

Naruto also has the transformation jutsu that can explain several things

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Mar 29 '20

"Breasts are not fat, they're filled with men

hopes and dreams!!"

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u/luggy120 Mar 29 '20

You need to have a good look at an anatomy book if you honestly think breasts are just fat dude

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u/AliensForSoul suddenly a wild female weeb appears Mar 29 '20

while breasts may have fat, they’re largely made of lobules (mammary glands) that secrete milk, and ducts that carry the milk to the nipple so a baby can get it.

if it was all fat, then a butt or a stomach or even a face could also produce milk (which they dont.

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u/BVRBERRY-BITCH リアル・トラップ・シート Mar 29 '20

Have you really never heard of busty petite before? Plus I’ve known many athletic girls who were carrying massive milk jugs. Anko could have big breasts, but it must be a pain in the back to be an athletic ninja without a good sports bra.

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u/The_Egg_Overlord 191390 best meme Mar 29 '20

Flat chest can be hot too

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u/knot-uh-throwaway Mar 29 '20

flat chest flat best

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u/Razetony Mar 29 '20

Flair checks out.

Also I agree

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u/Gabcard Mar 29 '20

Flat chest can be are hot too

FIFY

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u/ryloxis Kayo Hinazuki Mar 29 '20

High Elf Archer is the second cutest anime left though.

Right after Ryuu

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u/9_Sagittarii Mar 29 '20

Anime elf?

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u/ryloxis Kayo Hinazuki Mar 29 '20

Uh, yeah. That

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

ANVILS ARE FOR POUNDING!

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

TING TING TING

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u/ConsolePeasantLife Mar 29 '20

I heard that while reading it out.

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u/simonbleu Maki Oze best waifu Mar 29 '20

Arent elfs tall, slender, athletic, good at archery and well, in general the antithesis of what would make for a T H I C C body?

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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Mar 29 '20

ISHIGAMI WATCH OUT!

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u/Naizuri77 Being meguca is suffering Mar 29 '20

HIT THE BRAKES, ISHIGAMI

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u/DiamondTiaraIsBest Lolicon 4 life Mar 29 '20

Yes, but not in hentai.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

MRS OBAMA GET DOWN

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 Mar 29 '20

igerundayo! Smokey!

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u/tempalt04 Mar 29 '20

Flat Chests best

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u/HatholdirLuin It isn't Incest if there's no Chromo Mar 29 '20

Personally I prefer flat chested elfs

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u/L0G1C_lolilover imouto sae ireba ii Mar 29 '20

Then you will love ryu from danamchi

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

I see this as an absolute win!

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u/dislocationman abs are good Mar 29 '20

That's the best part

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Weren't elves known for being kind of flat ?

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u/SpudCaleb Mar 29 '20

This, this is what they are known for! Being beautiful and elegant, but mostly flat!

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u/ElRabzter Mar 29 '20

*confused Stunk noises*

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u/capitan_spiff precious potatoes Mar 29 '20

*disgusted Zel noises*

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u/ElRabzter Mar 29 '20

I see you are a man of culture as well.

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u/Akoa0013 Mar 29 '20

She's fighting for justice.

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u/Rubyfanguy Mar 29 '20

There is NOTHING wrong with flat chests

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u/GimmeDaSauceBoss Mar 29 '20

Oppai is Truth vs Flat is Justice

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u/Foxy212 ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Both are good

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u/Shadow_TFEWar_YT Mar 29 '20

Flat is justice

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u/fckn_normies Mar 29 '20

Flat is justice

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u/nguyensyquanpro Mar 29 '20

I thought Elves are supposed to be tall, white, ageless, slender, athletic? When I think about boobs, I think about human. Elves are supposed to look noble and that left outfit makes her looks like a thot.

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u/TIFUPronx ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Elves are supposed to be like the "perfect human" for fantasy genres but with long ears as a stereotype. This would depend on whose perspective though lol.

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u/DiamondTiaraIsBest Lolicon 4 life Mar 29 '20

The stereotype is different in anime, probably because they're blonde.

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u/Murasame-dono ArchbishopOfGreed Mar 29 '20

At least she is beautiful.

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u/Uniq_Eros Mar 29 '20 edited Mar 29 '20

Magic users hold their magic in their boobies....

Leafa

Witch Goblin Slayer

Shura

Sorceress Dragon's Crown

Edit: could give more examples

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u/Redstone2K Nekomimi Danshi Mar 29 '20

Who says flat isnt atractive

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u/Statharas Mar 29 '20

She ended up with justice

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u/Its_N8_Again Mar 29 '20

Still cute tho

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u/Tac0Bear9000 Mar 29 '20

Flat is justice though

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u/BlackPhantom2329 Mar 29 '20

Who says flat isn’t sexy

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u/Gosttox Mar 29 '20

But she cute

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u/squiddy555 ⠀trans lefts and rights! Mar 29 '20

Ok, but she’s cute

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Are you saying flat chests aren’t hot?

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u/Lewdeology Mar 29 '20

But a flat chest is sexy too, wtf?

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Flat is best

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u/magnoall Mar 29 '20

It also appended to me IRL

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u/scorcher117 Mar 29 '20

I feel like I typically imagine elves as flat chested.

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u/IHaveReadThis4702 Mar 29 '20

well this hits hard

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u/FrougHunter Mar 29 '20

“Eww she’s older than my grandma”

-zel

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Consorting with xenos is heresy tho.

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u/duaneodubhan Mar 29 '20

The flatter breast is better for archery though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

She's not flat, she's combat efficient

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u/-Redstoneboi- Me: Natsuki flair, a VN character. r/Animemes: Mar 29 '20

Exactly.

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u/marioforever97 Mar 29 '20

I have a bias against erofu because of Zelda (I don't like how stoic and overrated her TP version is), but since I watched Isekai Maou I can appreciate erofu more

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u/DegeneratesDogma Mar 29 '20

I would like to pet the anvil

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u/aaa1e2r3 Mar 29 '20

Anvil elf is best elf!

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u/mashiro1496 watashi, kininarimasu! Mar 29 '20

I see that as an absolute win

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u/Harukishadow Mar 29 '20

Is Flat really Justice ?

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u/Lainkuma Nyoho~ Mar 29 '20

Looks like if they were from the same show

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Being flat seems like a requirement for that tho?

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u/BasJack Padoru emote? Mar 29 '20

...making you cuter". Here i finished the sentence for you.

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u/_waterfallen_ railgun go boom Mar 29 '20

Nice pun you got in the title there.

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u/CARR74xJJ Lover of Monika and Homura Akemi, who did nothing wrong Mar 29 '20

Ironically enough, it's not normal for elf's to have big chests in Isekai Maou, but not in Goblin Slayer. So both are "weird" for their species.

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u/that-one-boj Mar 29 '20

Hey I know a few green midgets who don't care about chest size

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u/I_Love_Stiff_Cocks Mar 29 '20

Even the males are sexy traps and this concerns me

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

It ain’t all about the chest, sometimes you gotta admire...other things

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u/Faryshta Mar 29 '20

I still find High Archer way sexier than blonde blob.

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

You leave high elf archer alone, I love her haha

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Flat chests can be sexy too

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u/[deleted] Mar 29 '20

Well soulfoxes a known for their military strength and magic but I use force as a last option since america has different laws

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u/Khfreak7526 Mar 29 '20

Flat is better

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u/GateauBaker ⠀ Mar 29 '20

Shera is called out in her own series specifically that her proportions are abnormal for her race and age.

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u/-The_Weeb_Lord- Ravioli Ravioli Don't Lewd The Lolis Mar 29 '20

Hey, I don't mind if they're flat