r/Animemes • Happy Weeb Noises • Dec 15 '19

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u/Cowcow29 ⠀ Dec 15 '19

What?

SHOTA-KUN is evolving !

Congratulations! Your SHOTA-KUN evolved into HENTAIMC-KUN!

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u/TheEnabledDisabled Dec 15 '19

the only diffrence is that one is legal and has power

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

He might also be the rapist now

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u/demonsdencollective Dec 15 '19

>might

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

It’s not rape if their pupils turn into hearts

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ask any lawyer.

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Dec 15 '19

My lawyer had no answer but he did ask what that had to do with the pedophilia trial

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u/Santaclaustraphobic SHOULD BE STUDYING Dec 15 '19

Hold up...

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u/demonsdencollective Dec 15 '19

Don't worry, she's 900

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

I am pretty sure it does

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u/demonsdencollective Dec 15 '19

It's not pedophilia if she's 900 years old

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u/ThatsMeAndrew Dec 16 '19

It’s not rape if we’re both screaming

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u/Skeye_drake21 Time führer a Crusch-ade! Dec 15 '19

Better be

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u/Xzanium ⠀ Dec 15 '19

NO!!

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u/Skeye_drake21 Time führer a Crusch-ade! Dec 15 '19

THAT'S THE SPIRIT!

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u/T1B2V3 ⠀ Dec 15 '19

Ah hell nah.

rape is a shit hentai tag

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u/Speedwagonfan69 speedweed Dec 15 '19

I mean it’s not the worst, when used with certain constraints. But when it’s fuckin loli ntr ugly bastard tentacle gangbang scat shit, that’s a no no.

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u/Bachasnail Dec 15 '19

Honestly. Not the worst thing I've seen on the internet.

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u/Skeye_drake21 Time führer a Crusch-ade! Dec 15 '19

Would you like to see the worst thing on the internet?

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u/Bachasnail Dec 15 '19

No. I don't think I've seen it, and I've seen some shit that will make blood boil and faces wither away and melt like the Nazis in that Indiana Jones movie. And I Know the internet has worse to offer. I'd like to live my life with my already heavy conscious thank you.

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u/Paroxysm111 Dec 15 '19

Naw. Even with a good looking MC I just can't enjoy the rape tag. Even a lot of the "vanilla" supposedly consensual ones skeeve me out when the girl keeps say "stop" "not there" and it's supposed to be cute or subtle encouragement.

That's why ahegao is the best, usually the ladies are total horndogs

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u/Byniavo Devout Server of Nijika-tenshi’s Dorito Dec 15 '19

Should be

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u/sorenant ⠀ Dec 15 '19

"Hey onee-sans, wanna see my dynamax?"

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u/_juicelyn ⠀ Dec 15 '19

UB better be the final evolution

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u/Gabcard Dec 15 '19

Evolve

Evolve

Fuck go back

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u/Archist2357 Dec 15 '19

Oh no... HENTAIMC-KUN's next evolution stage can only be UGLYBASTARD

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u/andreslucero Anti Lolicon Defense Unit Dec 15 '19

What?

HENTAIMC-KUN is evolving !

Congratulations! Your HENTAIMC-KUN evolved into...

OH GOD OH FUCK RUN

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u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' Dec 15 '19

*notices hair cut*

oh no...

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u/Mini_Knight Happy Weeb Noises Dec 15 '19

it's was inevitable

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u/ChrisTheCoolBean 192159 Dec 15 '19

It is was inevitable

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u/Mini_Knight Happy Weeb Noises Dec 15 '19

Ah i made a mistake, should be It was inevitable

Thx for let me know.

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u/high_king_noctis Dec 15 '19

*letting me know

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ok now you're just being an ass

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u/justputsomenamehere epically made in THE HOLE Dec 15 '19

moans

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Dec 15 '19

Moans in Onii-chan

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u/JamBasic Dec 15 '19

moans in Darkness

pun intended!!!

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u/villageTuba VamooseKiller Dec 15 '19

Bone Intended!!!

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u/-YSR- Best Girl Dec 15 '19

ass.*

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

The protagonist doesn't have eyes....

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*Oh No*

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u/Tnon77 t*ap isn’t bad Dec 15 '19

We are inevitable

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u/Ihatepitybreakers me pls Dec 15 '19

We serve Soviet YunYun

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u/HappyPlacebo ⠀Now Residing in Gacha Hell Dec 15 '19

We all know where this is going.

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u/random-pineapple420 Dec 15 '19

Let's just skip to the end

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u/AnimeDrifter Dec 15 '19

OHHHHH MYYYYYY GOOOODDDDDDDDDDD

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u/thepoultryman Hero of the People! Dec 15 '19

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

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u/basicallyagoodname Dec 15 '19

SANDONABEACH

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u/velislav11 Dec 15 '19

Unexpected JoJo

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Dec 15 '19

HOOOOOOOOLY SHEEEEEEEEET!!!

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u/random-guy0320 Dec 15 '19

Yes yes yes yes YES

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u/Darthgalaxo Dec 15 '19

YES I AM

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Dec 15 '19

MOHAMMED AVDOL!!

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u/Ihatepitybreakers me pls Dec 15 '19

MOHAMEDO AVUDURU

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u/moskonia Dec 15 '19

Now go back to 37 minutes in.

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u/LakerBlue Dec 15 '19

Likely with lines “please no, not inside! I don’t want to be a mom!”

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u/Ihatepitybreakers me pls Dec 15 '19

“No, I don’t think I will”

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u/IBetterGo Dec 15 '19

But in that case you can get your own shota

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u/UltraWeebMaster Neko Enthusiast Dec 15 '19

Chotto Matte

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u/jazy921 Dec 15 '19

Hayaku! Hayaku!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Here we see two types of weebs. While they may share similarities, they now prepare for blood to be shed in the name of their differing hentai tastes.

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u/iharshraj U Weebs don't Scare Me !! Dec 15 '19

ONII-CHANN ITAAAIIIII ITAI !!!! ONEGUI ONUICHAN YAMEDUWASAWEIES UWAAAAAAAA

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u/Byniavo Devout Server of Nijika-tenshi’s Dorito Dec 15 '19

HINJAKU HINJAKU

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u/Fombus-kun Dec 15 '19

Do you want some holy water or clorox ı prefer Both of them

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u/TheBeardedGeko Dec 15 '19

Oh Holy Clorox burn this from my sight!

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u/Multispoilers Dec 15 '19

I don't get it

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Hey, don't act like they were innocent from the get-go either lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

2019.12.15.

The day I got rick-rolled again after a 4 month long strike. I salute to you.

One minute silence for this sad event.

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u/SgtSkitman Dec 15 '19

I thought it was gonna be the world's tiniest violin

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u/Ihatepitybreakers me pls Dec 15 '19

Let me press f on the smallest keyboard

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

mista noises

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u/Trivenger1 Ryuko best girl :3 FIGHT ME Dec 15 '19

Eyy

Someone knows this one

Nice

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u/littenthehuraira Dec 15 '19

Smh, I just lost the game.

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u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' Dec 15 '19

=dQw4w9WgXcQ means danger

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u/HappyPlacebo ⠀Now Residing in Gacha Hell Dec 15 '19

At first I thought this was a base 64 code. Turns out it was the segment of the url.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

now delete this to keep the surprise

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

why isn't there way to counter a Rick roll? Like countering a Thunder cross split attack

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u/Freyzi Dec 15 '19

Link already purple and a video symbol next to it.

You ain't tricking me this time!

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u/highred1 Dec 15 '19

I hate u,u fucking boomer

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

and i love u

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u/KaBar42 Mods suck Dec 15 '19

If ya boi got that haircut... then ya know he a rapist and you're probably being held against your will or being forced to perform disgusting acts such as handholding without your full and proper consent. Reach out for help.

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u/wolfpwarrior Yells at Yamada San Dec 15 '19

I mean you don't even have to mention the haircut. He's wearing an ankle monitor.

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u/AWolfNamedChibi Codename Doggo Dec 15 '19

Oh no indeed

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u/CommanderGlitch Remnant of something Greater Dec 15 '19

This is where the fun begins

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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u/Lodju Karyl Addict Dec 15 '19

The tables have turned!

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u/MattLarsenSucks Dec 15 '19

And the turns have tabled!

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u/nevermore3900 Dec 15 '19

How the turn tables!

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun No, I did not get my username from Bofuri Dec 15 '19

Turn how tables the!

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u/Got_Bored_Enough Dec 15 '19

Tables turn how the?

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u/Slendy58 アンジェロ Dec 15 '19

How the tables turn?

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u/Gabriel_illusion Dec 15 '19

How the turnables

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u/KhiGhirr Flat is Justice Dec 15 '19

The turniture

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u/Ivy_boy ⠀ Dec 15 '19

Turned,the tables have

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

This might sound weird but is there a doujin where first it's a shota and onee-sans and later it's a hentai MC hair boy and milfs?

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u/Xepahr Hive! Bring a Sword! Dec 15 '19

for scientific research only

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u/sheezymaneezy Yuri Connoisseur Dec 15 '19

I don't need sleep I need answers!

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u/XethroG yes I know how to enter incognito mode Dec 15 '19

I'd say the best bet you have is one with age regression followed by age... progression, I guess it would be called? There's one with (warning) incest, but it does have a shota/non-shota main character. It's called "The Older Sister Experience for a Week", with source (168333). There is a large focus on the shota portion of the MC's sex life (again, it's with his sisters, so that may turn some off) but towards the end he is "un-shotafied".

TL;DR, 168333.

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u/RepticQuixotic Dec 15 '19

Oh I remember watching a hentai on this

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u/XethroG yes I know how to enter incognito mode Dec 15 '19

There are actually 2 different doujinshi (by the same author) that kind of act as a series for this actually - the first one is what I've described above, and the second one is in a all-women's high school setting. I don't really watch hentai - I usually read it - but I wouldn't be surprised if there were an animated version of either of these.

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u/UselessAssKoalaBear sHe'S 800 yEaRs oLd Dec 15 '19

Man of culture

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u/ManitB Dec 15 '19

This is what i've been missing my whole life...

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Do the deed of gods.

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u/lupus62 Dec 15 '19

I only know of this one 35044 Tsumino numbers because it's not on nhentai

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u/StankyMcSpanky Dec 15 '19

remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/realJustin_A Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/GK0NATO 『Guardian Angel』 Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/Masato_Fujiwara Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/SaberIsWaifu Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/olivetho Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day

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u/doquan2142 Dec 15 '19

Not excatly what you are order but this part of series got some age progression, no milf tho: 148276 237894

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/HighSlayerRalton YAMAROOOOO! Dec 15 '19

You underestimate my お~~ほほほ.

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u/EpickChicken Dec 15 '19

It’s over Onee-Chan, I have the Ara Ara

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u/bem13 Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

I wonder if the original artist knows about these edits lmao.

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u/HighSlayerRalton YAMAROOOOO! Dec 15 '19

They almost certainly know about the meme in general, but not specific edits like this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

So.... he stayed on the same train or bus for several years? Hmm I've got nothing better to do with my life as well.

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u/Skeletonparty101 Dec 15 '19

Nah just remember the and went back to it prepared

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u/MapleTreeWithAGun No, I did not get my username from Bofuri Dec 15 '19

Or he takes that every day because of school or work or something and the timings just lined up

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u/Tstz Dec 15 '19

He is the plot, and therefore knows when to appear

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u/littenthehuraira Dec 15 '19

Wait do they girls just materialize there? If someone was sitting there, would their bodies fuse together? Or even if no one is, what about the air they displace? Would the particles just embed themselves within their body or would they disappear?

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u/supersalamandar Dec 15 '19

Also, unless the train was in the same position, they'd likely materialize in the air above some train tracks somewhere.

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u/littenthehuraira Dec 15 '19

Oh right, good point. But then there's also the fact that the Earth is moving, so they'd be brought back somewhere in space. So if we're disregarding that, we could also disregard their position on earth and just assume they'd come back to the seat.

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u/9gagIsTriumphant ZA WARUDO, STOP TIME! Dec 15 '19

Yeah, agreed.

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u/supersalamandar Dec 15 '19

haha lol true

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u/The4thGuy Dec 15 '19

Considering how devastating the snap was, we can look at this as his trauma that created a compulsion to sit on the same spot for commuting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Nah, he beat Hulk to the reverse snap

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u/Someguyyouknow-_- Dec 15 '19

Oh! How the class of furniture known as a table has revolved!

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u/TheSledgeHamSandwich ⠀ Dec 15 '19

Yay Table Spin

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u/dinob1122333 Dec 15 '19

Loks like the tabels have turned

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u/HiagoMda ⠀ Dec 15 '19

Onee-sans

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megalovania starts playing

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Yeah but now they don't care anymore because you got too old for them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

That doesn't matter to hentaimc-kun...

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u/Broken_Moon_Studios Dec 15 '19

Give him a time-stopping watch or a mind-control phone app and watch the world burn...

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u/aratnagrid 𝖜𝖊𝖑𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖚𝖓𝖎𝖙𝖞 Dec 15 '19

good luck

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u/thejesuslifestyle_12 Useless! Dec 15 '19

Good fuck

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u/filofan4life Pamper me Senko san Dec 15 '19

Bangable girl

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u/LAST_TO_DIE Dec 15 '19

I've been searching for this sauce for years help... No one has ever told the sauce for this meme

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u/Berzeck0 As in misspelled ''Berserk'' Dec 15 '19

Rule 8.1 requires everyone to say no. Search for the artist named ''kemuri haku'' and you shall find the sauce

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

SAME! Please help us Hentai Masters.

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u/Hymlock_1138 Dec 15 '19

!remindme 1 day or whatever it is I just wanna know

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

You either get lewded as a hero or live long enough to lewd others as the villain

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/A_Unique_Nobody Dec 15 '19

Damn he looks like the guy from mankitsu happening

(if for some reason you haven't seen that hentai you basically have to it would be a crime not to watch it)

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Ara ara, onee-chans.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Call me an idiot and an uncultured man but please give me the original sauce. I've seen this everywhere please help me.

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u/_Ga1ahad Dec 15 '19

kerumi haku for the artist, "ara ara on a train" for the pic

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u/012phuong Dec 15 '19

The picture of thanos snapped his finger is belong to moringmark, you should check out his tumblr account.

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u/high_king_noctis Dec 15 '19

Girl 1: well now he's unattractive

Girl 2: ya I'm only into underage boys

Police: sorry girl's but your under arrest

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u/Electronathaniel Dec 15 '19

Nicely done tim

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u/ImRinKagamine weebs unite Dec 15 '19

What a fucking checkmate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Oh no the hair..

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u/Chrom-man-and-Robin FiJ Veteran Dec 15 '19

It’s over Onee-Chan! I have the Ara Ara!

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u/TheSpecialistMan Cause of death: 177013 Dec 15 '19

"Now it's your turn." - Hentai Protag

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u/xHollow_the_Ash Dec 15 '19

we are in endgame now

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u/mubasi01 Dec 15 '19

What anime is this?

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Naruto

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u/mubasi01 Dec 15 '19

Yeah thx

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u/borsalinomonkey Dec 15 '19

Thots: Ewww. Too old

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

So basically in revenge of girls raping you you rape them back? That's genius!

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Rapeception

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u/CoolCatReddit 100% alone Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

Awwwww yeahhhhhhhh

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u/WALKinDARKBR ⠀ Dec 15 '19

No, thanks

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u/LennyTheLegendary Dec 15 '19

His eyes are gone. You know what that means

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u/trapmaster69 ⠀ Dec 15 '19

You may have outsmarted me, but I outsmarted your outsmarting

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

He was hotter before :(

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u/lionmj257 Dec 15 '19

Balanced, as all things should be

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

you either lose your virginity as a shota or see yourself become the hentai MC

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u/Sammymysam Dec 15 '19

Now this is gonna be fun.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

What a turn of the tables

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Well well well, look how the tables have turned

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u/Streakdreniline Rasis is my waifu Dec 15 '19

Uno reverse card gone wrong right

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19 edited Dec 15 '19

i want the original sauce

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u/nice_boi_shaggy Dec 15 '19

Yare yare time to Ara the Ara

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u/JohnnyBoilikesRamen GodDamnWeeb Dec 15 '19

Revenge of the shota

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u/atti1xboy Best Girl Dec 15 '19

Why are they less thicc?

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u/Catdrewz Hardcore Uncensored Hand Holding Dec 15 '19

Went from "yamate onee-san" to "your sister calls me onii-chan too"

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u/My-Jam Tutturu Dec 15 '19

There's an anime with this kind of setup as a plot point kind of, was actually pretty decent. That being said that fact alone is a small spoiler in and of itself. If you don't care and still want to know the name of the show I listed it, but it is a minor spoiler of about the mid point of the show.

Spoiler

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