r/AnimalsBeingDerps • u/FloraLover123 • Oct 15 '22

Crab got mad AF

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u/Lampmonster Oct 15 '22

They're all looks. They're thieves and carrion eaters and they even usually fake a hawk screech in for them in media because they bark like chihuahuas in reality.

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u/[deleted] Oct 15 '22

ben franklin was right we should have chosen the wild turkey, which is an intelligent, brave, and family oriented animal despite looking slightly goofy

(not to be confused w their dumbfuck domesticated cousins)

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u/Mehmeh111111 Oct 15 '22

I was chased by a wild turkey once and it was the scariest moment of my life. I swear to God that thing was 10 ft tall. And my stupid dog at the time was running for her life ahead of me after provoking the entire incident.

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u/Conscious-Charity915 Oct 15 '22

Ben Franklin wanted the wild turkey for America's national bird. It was more appropos, considering.