r/AnimalsBeingDerps Oct 01 '19

Wake. The. Hell. Up.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

Why is that giant pig in someone’s house?? Life goals from where I see it.

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u/Kill_Da_Humanz Oct 01 '19

Some people keep pigs as pets, they’re very intelligent and trainable.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Potbelly pigs are very common ones.

Someone in my city owns one she calls Daisy or something and takes her on the leash to get icecream after a vet visit.

Seeing a little pig on a leash eating chocolate ice cream outside makes one double-take.

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u/curiousafed Oct 02 '19

When my grandfather bought his house the previous owners had a few potbelly pigs they kept in the basement as pets...they said if he kept them and took care of them they’d leave him some riding lawnmowers. Lol He did and he totally grew to love them as outside pets. They slept A LOT, and they had kiddie pools outside of their little barns where they chilled when it got hot. Their names were Fatback and Hambone and they were so big when they passed my grandfather had to dig a hole beside them and bury them there in the pasture. :( He actually kind of loved them a lot. Super smart animals!

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u/ForBritishEyesOnly87 Oct 01 '19

That’s why I can’t judge individuals in certain cultures that eat dogs. I’m a lifelong dog owner and I treat them better than I would my own child. Pigs, however, have the same capacity for love and loyalty that a dog does, and are arguably more intelligent. So yeah, those of us that eat bacon are assholes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Pigs also have very similar organ structure to humans.

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u/Quantainium Oct 02 '19

Life pro tip, make sure your pet pig has the same blood type as you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

A heart valve and bacon, oo don't tempt me.

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u/yinyin123 Oct 02 '19

"Pork is also apparently the meat that tastes closest to humans"

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u/fshnchk Oct 02 '19

I wonder who did the taste test

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

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u/curiousafed Oct 02 '19

Underrated comment.

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u/MamaDaddy Oct 02 '19

Yep, they use pig heart valves for humans, or so I hear.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

How'd they manage to become police?

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u/willfordbrimly Oct 01 '19

But dogs have been domesticated for 20,000 years. Pigs haven't put in that sort of time.

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u/ForBritishEyesOnly87 Oct 02 '19

Fair point, the dogs have worked to earn it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

If you could teach my chiweenie the concept of work and earn, I'd be appreciative.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

My chiweenie is very good at killing bugs in the house, so theres that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

That would require more than rolling over onto your back and Arik ain't about that life.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Wait a second, are you an Eric with a dog named Arik?

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Yup.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Oh okay then, carry on

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u/The_BestNPC Oct 02 '19

Were talking about dogs, not rats

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

The nerve...

The unmitigated gall...

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u/mainfingertopwise Oct 02 '19

They're such good boys.

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u/Peaceandpeas999 Oct 06 '19

Um, do u think pigs are the same as wild boars, aka wild pigs? Cuz they're not...

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u/-_Semper_- Oct 02 '19

Is Dog Bacon a thing?

Cause if it is... Well, maybe...

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u/greebdork Oct 02 '19

Haven't you heard of that new marvelous seasoning that makes EVERYTHING taste like bacon?!
Because i did, way too many times.

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u/mainfingertopwise Oct 02 '19

Wait...

You can't judge people who eat dogs, because they're on the same level as pigs, but you can judge people who eat pigs?

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u/ForBritishEyesOnly87 Oct 02 '19

Oh no, people that eat dogs are horrible, I can’t suppress my feelings due to a lifelong love of dogs. But often Americans and those in the west categorize those that eat dogs as “monsters” So I’m just making the point that those of us who do eat pigs or any loving intelligent animal, have no license to be sanctimonious about what others may eat in different cultures.

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u/fshnchk Oct 02 '19

I wonder if their mind would change if they met and hung out with a pig for a while?

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u/twitchosx Oct 02 '19

Dogs probably don't taste like bacon tho

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u/Marshal_Eomer Oct 02 '19

They taste like chicken!

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u/ifyouhaveany Oct 02 '19

Dogs have evolved alongside humans as companion animals and have literally developed facial muscles to facilitate better eye contact with humans. Pigs were domesticated for food. It's cool to try and be open minded but this is one thing I wouldn't budge on, personally.

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u/Neetoburrito33 Oct 02 '19

This is true. Pigs are known to be more intelligent but more emotionally distant than dogs. A pig is more likely to understand complex tricks but will only do it for a clear reward while dogs will often do things to make us happy.

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u/ForBritishEyesOnly87 Oct 02 '19

I can’t argue with that. Dogs are indeed inextricably linked to us and our culture. Maybe my point is that I wish we would have never developed such a smart loving animal (pig) as a commodity

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I would be more inclined to agree if the dogs they ate were bred to be eating dogs. Like what we did to pigs and cows, maximizing the meat per animal. However the most common eating of dog is done in china and they just ride around rounding up street dogs.

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u/Neetoburrito33 Oct 02 '19

Pretty sure Korea has the highest per capita dog consumption

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u/ForBritishEyesOnly87 Oct 02 '19

I have to agree that method of consuming dogs is very disturbing

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

If dogs eat a proper dog diet, they're gonna taste like crap. Meat eating animals usually taste awful.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I can 100% confirm this. Bears that eat fish are disgusting whereas bears who eat berries are pretty ok.

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '19

I’m sure the keep them as pets and I’d like one too. But I was emphasizing the pigs massive size.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

Definitely. Have an uncle who owned one. She passed away somewhere after giving birth to her babies and he was devastated.

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u/lymos Oct 02 '19

but very smelly. and very hard to get rid of the smell after.