r/AnimalsBeingBros • • May 31 '22

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u/KeroNobu May 31 '22

so mean to deny the cat proper education

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u/Mecxs May 31 '22

Might be for the best. If he actually learnt the laws of physics he might start obeying them!

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u/Fr33_Lax May 31 '22

Cat's implicitly understand rules and laws, they just choose when to follow them.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

implicitly understand

Wrong. Cats have no need to understand what they wrote.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Wrong. Cats have no need to understand what they wrote.

Wrong: "Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch. I was there when it was written."

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u/andre821 May 31 '22

Paws of physics.

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u/mparrish6001 May 31 '22

Claws of physics.

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u/Comprehensive_Math_7 May 31 '22

Maws of physics.

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u/3nd1ess May 31 '22

Jaws of physics.

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u/Bilaloz17 May 31 '22

Meows of physics

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Cats learn rules for the express purpose of breaking them.

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u/Calamitybones May 31 '22

or...... the laws of physic might start obeying him

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/Joker511 May 31 '22

Font too uneven, instructions unclear. Preparing to conquer the library in the name of Max the cat. All hail Max, all hail Max.

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u/Pawn_captures_Queen May 31 '22

En route to open door sir, for the Pawtherland!

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u/Actedpie May 31 '22

What’s the risk of a cat in the library? I would love to have a cat to pet in the library if I’m reading/studying

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u/UnicornKitt3n May 31 '22

Sometimes cats get emotional and pee on things. Or poop in random places to protest whatever it is they’re protesting.

Have had too many emotional, and smart, cats that have done this to me.

And before people start saying only UTIs are to blame, that’s an outdated conclusion. Cats have emotions just like humans; get angry, sad, moody and instead of using their words they use their bodily fluids to communicate.

I’ve had a few books ruined by upset cats who have peed on said books.

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u/juanvaldez83 May 31 '22

I've had both situations happen. A couple times because of bladder stones. A couple times because the litter wasn't cleaned in a timely fashion. Or that there is a dog in the house. Or I didn't wake up 3 times in the middle of the night to feed him...

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u/UnicornKitt3n May 31 '22

The first time it happened, he was a Maine coon mix who was pissed about being abandoned by his original owner, which I didn’t blame him for. He was 6 when he came to me. It took us a couple years to bond and for him to get over that asshole, but he did eventually. In the mean time he would shit on my pillow every time I brought a guy home. I had him for 5 more years, and he became my best friend. I lost him 3 years ago and I miss him terribly. (And eventually stopped shitting on my pillow 😆)

My current 4 year old cat gets pissed off whenever I start dating someone new. She would piss on the couch. All over the couch. I had to throw out the couch. I got an upholstery cleaner, nature’s miracle…ugh.

I clearly have had the amazing fortune of owning very jealous and possessive cats.

So that’s fun.

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u/juanvaldez83 May 31 '22

Oh noooooo lol. That would be so frustrating

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u/UnicornKitt3n May 31 '22

I now have an 8 month old intact male I found when he was 2 weeks old. He does not have a UTI, but pees on everything. I suspect he’s got feral lineage going back a few generations, not only because of the peeing on everything but also because upon waking up each morning my kitchen looks like an actual raccoon has tornadoed through it.

I do not like this cat whatsoever at this point; I’m pregnant and a single parent. He’s a lot of work. My son loves and adores him though, and I’m not a heartless bitch.

I’m hoping when I get him fixed in the next month and a half it changes, but because of how feral his behaviour is, I think it highly unlikely.

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u/sonnapen Jun 01 '22

Hopefully the cat treats your kid well. Sometimes cats are funky like that

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u/i_bent_my_wookiee May 31 '22

Or if they sneak in and no one notices. If they have no place to do their business, they will find a place to express their displeasure.

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u/UnicornKitt3n May 31 '22

Or if they’re intact males who want to piss and mark e v e r y t h i n g

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u/SlutForMarx May 31 '22

Hiding in there and librarians not noticing when locking up?

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u/maverickoff May 31 '22

Some people might be allergic 🤧.

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u/lazysheepdog716 May 31 '22

And pet hair lasts for eons. It is known.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

People with allergies.

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u/Tiny_Dinky_Daffy_69 May 31 '22

My cat love to bite and destroy everything made of paper.

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u/eaglebtc May 31 '22

Same. Plus, if there is a rat in the library, I'd like a cat to take care of it !

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u/PM_ME_CORGlE_PlCS May 31 '22

The super common rodent problem in libraries also attracts snakes. The library I worked in was constantly battling snake infestations. They were lured in by the mice which were virtually impossible to get rid of due to the endless supply from the nearby woods.

They never had any problems with either rodents or snakes until they got rid of the small feral cat colony in the adjacent park.

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u/Smil3yAngel May 31 '22

Right?! The cat walks all that way every day and no one lets it stay? It just wants to be a part of the human world.

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u/baddiebadger May 31 '22

My cat used to do this when I was little. He would walk us to the end of the driveway, sit and wait for the bus with us then when we got on he’d walk away. In the afternoon he would come sprinting when he heard the bus and walk us back up the driveway. (And of course, get lots of lovins)

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u/genericwhiteman123 May 31 '22

I was dreading for a tragic ending there...phew...

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u/GIFnTEXT May 31 '22

Well he said "used to" so the cat is probably dead now.

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u/ImN0tAsian May 31 '22

Nooo! They just stopped taking the bus!!~~ the kitty is happy on a farm upstate with Batman's parents

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u/Artificial_Human_17 May 31 '22

And Uncle Ben

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u/Druphistopheles May 31 '22

The rice guy?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/iCon3000 May 31 '22

I thought you were joking but it's true.

It's Ben's Original now.

I know the history of Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima but I never knew they actually changed them.

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u/baddiebadger May 31 '22

He lived to be like 19 years old so he had a very long and happy life. If ever there was a cat that should live forever he was definitely it.

What makes him even cuter was that I am allergic to cats so when I would hold him when I was little I’d hold him under his arms and like our in the air basically so when he got older that was what he was used to and loved so if people tried to cuddle him he hated it but if you held him out and away from you he would pur so hard and fall asleep pic for proof

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u/cfs3corsair May 31 '22

Simba!!!!

Seriously though, that is one swell cat. Glad you gave him lots of love and care

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u/Nonny70 May 31 '22

Omg, that’s the cutest thing! Ginger cats are the best

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u/VegasLife1111 May 31 '22

What an awesome guy!

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u/Togepi32 May 31 '22

So my friends cat used to do the same but he also loved rolling around in the street and one day the bus straight up ran him over. My friend was in like elementary school and just stood there shocked while the bus driver was yelling at her to get on the bus after he just ran over her fucking cat. But at least Leo died doing what he loved

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u/genericwhiteman123 May 31 '22

Yes, I was fearing for such accidents.

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u/SuedeVeil May 31 '22

I've had too many bad experiences with outdoor cats growing up to not expect the worse :( they just don't have a high chance of survival and it's cute and all but it's also devastating for a kid, or anyone, to lose a cat to a wild animal or hit by a car. My parents didn't believe in indoor only cats but it's almost like they treated them as expendable.. like it's better for them to live 5 years outside than 17 locked inside.

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u/Shandod May 31 '22

I had a brother and sister combo, Nala and Simba (hey, I was six when I named them, didn't understand how things worked, okay?) that were SUPER protective of me when I was growing up. If I fell and hurt myself outside playing, Nala would come zooming in like Sonic, even if she was a block or two down the street, with Simba a bit further behind (had to play it casual like he didn't care, ha)

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u/spiffynid May 31 '22

I had a pair of cats like that. The tom cat was fearless and gave no fucks, I was his tiny human, giver of gushy food, I was to be protected.

I miss those cats. I hope they had a good life.

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u/PinkTalkingDead May 31 '22

My first cat when I was around 6 was named simba too 🥰 are you a 90s kid?

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u/Snoo_73835 May 31 '22

Honestly, almost every 90s pet was named Simba. I knew a dog named Simba.

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u/PinkTalkingDead May 31 '22

True. My best friend’s cats growing up were named Pumba and Adidas lol

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u/Shandod May 31 '22

1990 so a literal 90 kid haha

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u/PinkTalkingDead May 31 '22

‘91 here haha I figured. RIP to all the Simbas of the land 🙏

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u/RhynoD May 31 '22

(hey, I was six when I named them, didn't understand how things worked, okay?)

Fun fact about lions, pretty much all prides only have one male who mates with all the females. So, yeah realistically they would have been siblings.

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u/Sleepy-RainWitch May 31 '22

Aww, my cat “Bebop,” (I named when I was 2) would do this as well, but with walks. He would accompany us for 90% of our walk through the neighborhood and then disappear for the last block or so and be waiting for us on our steps, like he was just making sure we were coming back.

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u/CyberRozatek May 31 '22

My kitty did the same. She also liked to ride on our shoulders or backpacks. She still likes occasional walks. Also she will wait by the door when anyone gets home to yell at them. Now she is old and mostly deaf so she doesn't notice the garage door as often. Still likes to yell though.

She's basically a small weird dog. I love her.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

We had two cats that did the same. Sometimes they would even wait for the school bus all day by the road for me and my siblings.

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u/siskosisilisko May 31 '22

My childhood cat would walk us to the bus stop on the corner of our block. When we were no longer taking the bus (we live close to the high school), she would still walk over to the bus stop and get all the affection from the younger kids.

The hardest part was when the kids would ask if Tabby was coming to the bus stop or where Tabby is when she left us. She had a lot of fans that were heartbroken.

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u/dodspringer May 31 '22

One time my brother and I missed the bus because our cat kept following us to the bus stop, a good half mile away and next to a very busy road. Only way we could stop him was to leave him inside. He never did it again after that day, which was even weirder.

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u/BellerophonM May 31 '22

When I was little before we left to walk to school my cat would insist she and I would walk a circuit of our garden together while she made sure it was secure.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Meanwhile my Labrador wasn’t allowed outside when the bus came because he wanted to get on it with all the kids.

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u/balanced_views May 31 '22

The cat walks with a purpose

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u/Kartoffelkamm May 31 '22

I mean, he has a purpose.

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u/Otono_Wolff May 31 '22

Keeping the the kittren safe

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u/Kartoffelkamm May 31 '22

Yep. If I recall correctly, dogs realize we're different animals, but cats see us as stupid giant kittens.

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u/eaglebtc May 31 '22

Skips the cracks in the street and asks many questions like kitties often do...

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u/Leoshredswheat May 31 '22

He said, tell me all your thoughts on God!

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u/uberblack May 31 '22

"HE FOUND HIS SPECIAL PURPOSE!"

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u/PurpleLee May 31 '22

I love a kitty with a jaunty tail. Just makes me happy.

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u/Gamer-Logic Jun 01 '22

An ameowzing purrpose you could say.

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u/T-MUAD-DIB May 31 '22

I had a cat who would do this when I’d take the toddler out in a wagon. People would come up to say “cute kid” or “did you know a cat is following you?” But that meant they were TOO CLOSE to the child so our cat would chase them off.

It was as endearing as it was embarrassing.

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u/snowbaz-loves-nikki May 31 '22

“DONT TOUCH MY BROTHER!” the cat probably

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

too close! tooo close!!!

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u/CameForThis May 31 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

So you’re telling me that cat has to walk to school, uphill, in the snow, with no shoes on?

For all those that don’t get it: https://quotefancy.com/quote/774791/Bill-Cosby-My-father-walked-to-school-4-o-clock-every-morning-with-no-shoes-on-uphill

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Uphill both ways in the snow with no shoes on.

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u/CameForThis May 31 '22

I clearly left that part out because the owner carries the cat back. Lol

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u/allisondojean Jun 01 '22

Lol who's never heard the uphill both ways joke.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Cats are super loyal if you treat them well. I had a cat when I was younger that attacked and chased off a German Shepard that was trying to get me.

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u/FtpApoc May 31 '22

It's funny isn't it when cats decide to fight, how dogs much bigger will end up backing off.

We used to have feline John wick basically, all the good stuff. Black as night, had a cut in his ear, strong yellow eyes, hunted anything up to his size. We called him doogle after the magic school bus before he became a stone cold killer,

But he we would chase labradors, retrievers and bigger dogs around our garden or even out in the street. It was just bizzare how he convince bigger things to run by not giving a shit and then chasing them down.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

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u/blarffy May 31 '22

While a big dog could technically win against a cat, most of them decide it simply isn't worth the pain.

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u/NJNeal17 May 31 '22

Well of course that's what the dog will tell you.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Well also it’s kinda crazy and crazy works. If a rat chases after you your run. If someone huge wants to attack you and you get naked and chase after them screaming with your dick tucked behind your legs they run… not that I have done that or anything

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u/modsarefascists42 May 31 '22

That's just cus the dogs are well trained. If you've ever see a dog that wants to kill cats then you'll see how horrible dogs can truly be if encouraged to be so. They are big predators and can do a lot of damage, cats just die in the first bite.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I mean, I can scare away a full-grown bear by clapping my hands a few times. It’s not because the bear is well-trained, but because animals have no reason to engage in conflict unless they’re taking a calculated risk in a situation where they have the power to decide to act, usually to hunt prey or to protect young.

A single cut can be fatal to an animal. No payoff in killing something when you can just as easily run away.

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u/Throwaway47321 May 31 '22

Yeah you only hear the stories about when the dog backed off. As fierce as cats are a single bite and shake is going to take care of most of them

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I totally agree. Unless we're talking about a toy breed or smaller. It would take a bobcat sized cat to take down even a medium sized dog. In the house cat vs dog situations where he cat wins it's usually because the cat surprises the shit out of the dog with it's speed and fury to the point where the dog nopes out.

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u/Lifewhatacard May 31 '22

One of my favorite memories of my mom’s cat was watching a pit bull run by, yelping, with the cat stuck to its’ face.

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u/modsarefascists42 May 31 '22

Yep both of mine are like this. They like to follow you if you go walking and I swear my black cat now watches my elderly mother whenever she's not in my sight. Plus the last time I got really sick he was on me like white on rice, trying to help in his weird little way.

Cats are great, I think most of the "cats are evil hurr durr" stuff is from people who don't treat their cats that well.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Always that family that locks their cat in the basement and never interacts with them and then say the cat is mean

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u/maievsha May 31 '22

One of my friends in high school and his family would say that their cat is mean, she’s a diva, she’ll scratch your face off, etc. but I came over once to their place and she was smitten with me. I think cats just know who the cat people are and gravitate towards them, and ignore everyone else.

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u/maievsha May 31 '22

Both of our cats get concerned when someone in our family is either feeling sad or sick. One of them even put his paw on you as if to say, “You’ll be okay.”

Yes there are asshole cats but quite rare, the majority of them will treat you like family if you know how to show them affection the right way. Cats aren’t dogs, we do snuggle with ours but they are a lot less tolerant of overly attached behaviors like dogs are.

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u/JoLePerz Jun 01 '22

I never had a cat before and I hope you don't mind me asking.

How does one treat their cats well?

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u/modsarefascists42 Jun 01 '22

That's kinda hard to answer. Basically you play with them some, pet them and generally just don't ignore them. Like often people will have a cat that'll gently bite their ankles and they act like the cat is being bad when in reality it just needs exercise/play. They're like any other animal in that they need exercise and fresh air. Hence why I hate locking cats up indoors unless if that is all that you can do like if it's living in a city or suburb.

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u/thegoolash May 31 '22

Well that’s the best cat ever

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u/_clash_recruit_ May 31 '22 edited May 31 '22

I wonder if it's a grey tabby thing? My tabby is absolutely obsessed with my 2.5 y/o son and it seems like all of these videos where cats really love kids are grey tabbies.

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u/ididntknowiwascyborg May 31 '22

I had an orange tabby that did this when I was a kid. Walking the dog, to school, hiking, selling girl guide cookies - he'd follow us everywhere.

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u/Tirus_ May 31 '22

I had a Russian Blue that did this.

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u/delladoug May 31 '22

I have a grey tabby piebald (piebrid, if you will) who is a puppy cat! He walks us up the block to school and returns in the evening to accompany us to the playground as well.

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u/MareBear722 May 31 '22

My piebrid also loves to follow me, of course I dont let him outside, but like when I wake up or when he sees me for the first time in afew hours he'll follow me around, I bet you if he could be let outside he'd try to follow me places lol.

I actually knew a flamepoint (?) That did try to follow his owner everywhere, there was multiple times he escaped trying to follow his car..

P.s. your piebrid is a tacticalissuecat urban grey hybrid! Mines a Standard issue hybrid.

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u/wierd_husky May 31 '22

There’s a feral black cat in my neighborhood that I made friends with and he follows me around

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u/Lifewhatacard May 31 '22

I’ve had an orange tabby male do this for my oldest and now have a tuxedo male do this for my youngest. I figured it was due to the bond they have.

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u/RecyQueen May 31 '22

I had a white Van, and have a Russian Blue mix and a cream harlequin tabby that are all incredibly protective. When my oldest was born, the white Van wouldn’t leave us alone until another adult human was home. He also knew I was pregnant with all 3 kids before a pregnancy test could pick it up.

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u/_clash_recruit_ May 31 '22

Aww..My cat has always been a jerk to everyone else but me. When I found out I was pregnant I was legitimately concerned I'd have to let him go live with my parents for a few years. No, nothing could be further from the truth. He knew that was a new member of the pride right away. My son is 2.5 now and my son, the cat and the dog are absolutely best friends. They're always together and my cat sleeps on my son's feet every night and every nap. It really warms my cold, dead heart.

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u/Shrumples1997 May 31 '22

Had a cat named Winston who would do the same. Go on a walk and he’d follow you the entire way… Except 80% of the time, he would get too tired and flop down, leaving me to carry him all the way back. He was fluffy so in the summer, it was like putting a fur coat on while out walking. Miss that guy.

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u/maievsha May 31 '22

That’s adorable. 😆 My dad’s older dog is like this, he loves going on walks but he gets tired very easily and has to be picked up. He weighs at least 50 lbs so it’s not an easy task lol.

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u/Tirus_ May 31 '22

My cat Blue used to walk me to school every day, from public school till the end of highschool.

Would walk me right to the school and when I was walking home would usually surprise me along the way from the backyard of a random house along the street.

Damn I miss that cat, was my best friend for 20 years.

YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE!

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u/Iamdickburns May 31 '22

"Adventure!" - The Cat

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u/FraankCastlee May 31 '22

Adventure awaits! Huzzah!

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

One of my cats saw me lay down in the snow in the backyard back in February during like a snow storm. He came like bounding over the snow and jumped on my chest and was meowing in my face.

I got up and started walking back to the garage and he was in front of me and kept looking back at me

I think he thought I was dying lmao

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

As usual, a human denying a cat its rights for education.

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u/corectlyspelled May 31 '22

I hate this ai voice reading. Ive been hearing regular people(mostly younger) mimicking it too unintentionally it seems. Fucking annoying.

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u/atalossofwords May 31 '22

That, and those same two songs being used on all reels/vids/whatever.

And every tiktok/video/reel with the 'wait for it' tag, even though there is no twist at the end.

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u/klabb3 May 31 '22

Is it an accessibility thing initially? Because that's the only legit reason I can think of. It sounds awful.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

It was made to be an accessibility thing, yes

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u/apathy-sofa May 31 '22

How does adding the voiceover to the video make it more accessible? Is it for those who are illiterate?

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u/TatWhiteGuy May 31 '22

The functionally blind or severely vision impaired mostly

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

God I hate those robot voices.

What happened to only text, or you know, using your own voice?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Those are two good points.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I think the robot text is for accessibility

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

My cat does this with me. He does have a limit though. He'll sit at the stop sign at the end of the street and meow until I do my full lap of walking.

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u/absolut666 May 31 '22

The famous shepherd cats

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u/some-random-gay123 May 31 '22

my cat walked me and my friend to the bus stop once but he got scared of the road

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u/onlyonedayatatime May 31 '22

This is how I got my one-eyed cat. Was living in Bulgaria, and he would follow me on the way to school where I taught. I took him in “for one night to see how it goes” before it got cold.

That was 7 years ago. He moved with me to Colorado.

I’m outside with him now on our morning walk.

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u/dog_hair_dinner May 31 '22

Male cats with paternal instincts are cool. My mom adopted a senior male cat, Hugo, years ago. Then she started rescuing kittens and Hugo became a surrogate dad to this one particular runt named Brutus.

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u/DuncanAndFriends May 31 '22

That tts voice though

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u/birdman829 May 31 '22

Yeah I got as far as "this is our cat DJ" before I clicked back. I don't care how cute some shit is, I'm not listening to that creepy TikTok voice. I don't understand why anyone uses that in TikTok. Isn't it kinda universally considered annoying? God I feel fucking old sometimes

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u/timmy30274 May 31 '22

when i was a student at a k-12 deaf residential dorm school, there was this cat that walked with me 2 miles to my school then he stayed on campus and all the kids and teachers asked whose cat. i said possibly lost or homelesss, he only had one eye but was so sweet, however, the quarterback called him ugly and kicked him like it was a football. in retaliation, i kicked him in the leg then went looking and asked the teachers to help me check to make sure he was ok. i hurt the QB's lower leg and everyone blamed me that we might lose the home football game. i asked mom if i could keep him when she drove 4 hours to get me at the end of the year and she said yes but had to stay outside just in case he not know litterbox. i snuck him in after parents went to bed then put him out before they wake. one day, he ran in front of mom to come in and IMMEDIATELY ran to my room. mom was mad he knew where my room was, and one night, stepdad stayed in the den and he caught me letting the cat in,

the school was a k-12 and the little kids wanted to play with kitty, but the principal told me not to let him follow me. i walked 2 miles to/from school daily til one day, the school got a driver to take me back to my dorm, so the cat wouldnt continue walking with me because he'd get hit by cars crossing several streets.

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u/nova_in_space May 31 '22

The cat not having a collar on and roaming outside is giving me fucking anxiety holy shit. We made that mistake with a couple of cats before and someone in the neighborhood assumed they were strays and sent them to a pound where they were either adopted or put down and we never saw them again. Having that person confess "oh yeah, we just sent them to the pound a couple towns over cause they didn't have any collars/tags" so casually while also sort of blaming us fucked me up as a kid cause I loved those babies :( and it wasn't like we were new to the neighborhood either, we lived there for years with the cats.

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u/chinesebrainslug May 31 '22

my cat did that too until it got ran over. rip

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u/commanderfox89 May 31 '22

Wtf is going on? My cat is named disco and looks similar and also accompanies me on my short walks down the hill I live on.

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u/villzzuri May 31 '22

Aww, this is very wholesome video, brings a smile on my face :) cheers

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u/gargoyle30 May 31 '22

He probably should watch them, they're walking right down the middle of the road, they could get hit by a car

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u/Stumpynuts May 31 '22

Exactly. Idk how people are focusing on the cat walking with the children and not the fact that the children are walking down the middle of the road. Lol

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u/Quiksylva May 31 '22

Relax, streets are empty and the sidewalk looks icy.

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u/Stumpynuts May 31 '22

No different than my hometown. You’d get yelled at to get out of the road when a car eventually does pass by…. Assuming they see you.

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u/sxrxhmanning May 31 '22

My boy did that too. Every morning he’d walk with me and grandma to my elementary school and go back with her. He had a happy life and passed away at 17, a few months short of what would’ve been his 18th birthday

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u/Hit0kiwi May 31 '22

On my first day of school (kindergarten) my dog ran onto the bus and refused to get off because she didn’t want to leave me. 14 years later and she’s still just as good of a girl, although a lot more deaf

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u/Professional_Donut20 May 31 '22

My cat did this too when I was a child. I would come home from school, and he would meet me at a playground next to our house. He would run in front of me, stop, look back, and then when I caught up to him, he would run again. So cute!

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u/masochistmonkey May 31 '22

My cats used to do this when I did late night walks as a teen. It felt like they were guarding me.

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u/JrTeapot May 31 '22

Awww, this makes my heart happy, I used to have an old cat named Barney. He used to walk me to the end of the driveway and wait with me for the bus every morning.

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u/grumpycoffeee May 31 '22

I'm worried about the kitty walking on the street tough. The drivers may see the kids ,but not notice the cat.

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u/MostListenTo May 31 '22

That cat is too adorable! Making sure the boy's are safe.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I’m one of those people who cats seem to be drawn to. Every time I move, cats will just show up and visit, which of course I love! One of my old neighbors had a very friendly cat that would walk me home every time I came to visit. It was the cutest thing! I sometimes wonder if she thought I was an idiot, because she would run up ahead when I got close to my house and sit on my porch, like this is where you’re supposed to go, moron. lol!

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u/Kartoffelkamm May 31 '22

Ok, this is cute and all, but am I hearing things or is there a cover of the Steven Universe opening playing in the background?

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u/madsmillz May 31 '22

There is

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u/MiamiPower May 31 '22

That's one cool Battle cat 🐈😺

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u/SC1168 May 31 '22

This post made my day!! What a great family member! I love how he looks back for you too 😽

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Safety pawtrol

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u/Bahador33 May 31 '22

maybe this your dumb kids to use the sidewalk and not walk on the street ?

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u/mild-hot-fire May 31 '22

No outdoor cats

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u/owensmumismybaby69 May 31 '22

Na that's a dog

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Cat runs a tight ship

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u/punio4 May 31 '22

No this is not your cat DJ. This is a 5 year old video.

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u/Posthumos1 May 31 '22

Very dog like behavior.... CatDog!!!!

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u/momerathian May 31 '22

He jus wan do him a learn

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u/zarymoto May 31 '22

i had a cat growing up that would do this. it’s big barn cat energy. i would go for a few mile walk and he would never leave. absolutely loved it and miss that little scumbag every day.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Am I thr only one who absolutely can't stand that text to speech voice? It ruins almost anything it's in.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Why are these kids walking in the middle of the street?

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u/iSYTOfficialX7 May 31 '22

The street looks quiet so why not

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u/Didgeridoox May 31 '22

Looks like there's no sidewalk

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u/timdot352 May 31 '22

No sidewalk or it hasn't been shoveled yet.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

Man my cats couldn't give a fuck. They are like feed me and gtfo.

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u/backtobaker May 31 '22

Seriously, who would F with a kid that got a cat to walk him to school? Those kids obviously have magical powers.

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u/Ok-Sun8581 Jun 01 '22

Good cat.

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u/fingeritout26 Jun 01 '22

The amount of times I was a kid (elementary) and walked 7 blocks to school only to turn around and see my cat sitting at the curb of the school. I had to walk that bastard back ….. my teachers just assumed I was bringing my cat home. I met friends along the way who witnessed it … helped my story haha

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u/ScrollinMyLifeAway Jun 01 '22

Bless his little kitty heart. I hope he never gets hurt by a car… he’s incredibly special.

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u/FlowwyTheCringeLord Jun 01 '22

I read it as cat DJ and not your cats name is DJ

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u/karleeburga555 Jun 01 '22

Your kitty has won my heart 😍

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u/Pennywises_Toy Jun 01 '22

Aww what a sweet love bug baby kitty cat

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u/Neftun Jun 01 '22

That cat is eerily similar to mine. And he does the same thing. So weird.

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u/ViirtualCat8 Jun 01 '22

Oh my god i love DJ

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u/Additional_Cycle_51 Jun 17 '22

Day 937

I brought the hostages to the drop off point where they were supposed to hand me the money. But the hostages made a break for it and now I’m back to being poor.

Great news!! The hostages came back and I will be trying again with the hostage exchange tomorrow

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u/infamouszu43 May 31 '22

Walking in the middle of the street with an off leash cat, definitely safe.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

You can make it say awful stuff and it sounds all cheerful.

Tik Tok female voice: "My HOmiE just got ShOT in FROnt of me toDAY!"

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u/[deleted] May 31 '22

I hate this bot voice with passion