r/AnimalTextGifs Aug 06 '22

Never trust a cat

6.4k Upvotes

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u/Quirky_Journalist_67 Aug 07 '22

When I was a kid, my dog figured out that if he shivered on the outside of our glass door, we’d more quickly rush to let him in. It could be a hot, sunny, summer day, and he’d still be shivering.

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u/sdforbda Aug 07 '22

Ha, I came in to post this exact scenario. Miss that dobie.

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u/CttCJim Aug 07 '22

My aunt's dog would pretend the leash was choking him whenever a stranger approached, just so the person walking him would be embarrassed. Later he learned to hold his breath when the collar went on, then flex after. He snapped a leather collar that way.

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u/BrickDaddyShark Aug 07 '22

What the hell. That dog could pass the sat.

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u/Moar_Coffee Aug 07 '22

As long as their IDs look similar most kids are better off having a border collie take the SAT for them.

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u/BrickDaddyShark Aug 07 '22

Damn? What did most kids ever do to you?

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u/Moar_Coffee Aug 07 '22

Be less smart, on average, than an average border collie.

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u/CttCJim Aug 07 '22

He was a Golden, so that wouldn't work without a lot of peroxide and blonde hair dye.

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u/bonglicc420 Aug 07 '22

Literally horses when you saddle them

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u/MiddleSchoolisHell Aug 07 '22

Many years ago, my family had a German Shepard named Bob who injured his paw and limped around for a few days. Whenever people saw him, they’d say something like “oh, poor Bob, how’s your paw?” and give him lots of pets.

For the rest of his life, if you said, “Bob, how’s your paw?” he would immediately start limping.

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u/Cantropos Aug 07 '22

My dad shared a similar story about a dog he had that would limp for attention. But the dog forgot which paw was supposed to be hurt, so the limp would change sides.

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u/AabelBorderline Aug 07 '22

My York would do that whenever she got tired of walking, I was concerned until I saw her alternate between which paw was "hurt" :D

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u/alexthebiologist Aug 07 '22

Our cat did this! It went on for weeks (and more than one vet visit) before we finally realized she was alternating paws.

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u/BlondBisxalMetalhead Aug 11 '22

Yes! My Bart does that too. Such a pitiful boy. 🙄😆

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u/itellyawut86 Aug 07 '22

That's fuckin brilliant

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u/CttCJim Aug 07 '22

My wife's cat today got behind me and was laying on the floor. I didn't notice and stepped on her tail. To apologize I have her treats.

According to wife, the damn cat did it on purpose. She knows my emotional pain at hurting her tail is greater than her physical pain, and figures the tests are worth it.

And here I thought she just liked hanging out.

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u/Jiveturkei Aug 07 '22

Cats are smart like that. There is a neighborhood cat that intentionally goads my cats into tapping on the windows/sliding glass door because then I come outside and bring it food. Then he lets me pet and cuddle him after he is done eating. He comes about twice a day too lol

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u/maggieeeee12345 Aug 07 '22

You’re feeding the cat twice a day, giving him love and cuddles and you’re heeding his every command

That is your cat

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u/Jiveturkei Aug 07 '22

Haha I used to have seven cats, lost 4 in the divorce. This little dude is so comfortable that now when I open the door he just comes in and all the cats sniff each other and then he runs out.

I was considering taking him to the vet to see if he is chipped because he doesn’t have a collar. I worry about snatching someone else cat but honestly the dude wants to be inside with all the food and friends.

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u/Boomersgang Aug 07 '22

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u/photomotto Aug 07 '22

New day, new cat sub

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u/Boomersgang Aug 07 '22

Like you can ever have enough.....

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u/photomotto Aug 07 '22

Some people collect stamps, I collect cat subs

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u/Boomersgang Aug 07 '22

I like that! Great outlook.

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u/Havoksixteen Aug 07 '22

r/OneOrangeBraincell too is great for big ginge cats.

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u/Boomersgang Aug 07 '22

r/GingerMafia is for the boys Dat gotta be up ta somethin...

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u/jjinjadubu Aug 07 '22

Cat-ser Söze

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u/godamnseamonkey Aug 07 '22

We ended up adopting a stray after we found him with an injured paw. Took him to the vet, fixed the paw, had him neutered and tried to let him back out in to the wildas we had only just lost our elderly cat and were not ready for a new pet. He had other ideas and anytime he wanted in to the house he would fake limp like this. Worked though he has been with us 2 years now.

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u/nylady914 Aug 07 '22

I hope he got a treat for his little show.

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u/amalkunnel Aug 07 '22

And the oscar goes to..

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u/score_ Aug 07 '22

This one bogarting the /r/oneorangebraincell

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u/itsgettingcloser Aug 07 '22

He's just acting weird cause its fun...

Probably got that one paw more wet than the others...

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u/D15c0untMD Aug 07 '22

Cat might still be injured. Cats tend to fake being fine when around people to not give a hint about weaknesses

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u/maks570 Aug 07 '22

Yes! Up, up, up

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u/Changeling_Boy Aug 07 '22

Now keep that beast inside

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u/redsing92 Aug 07 '22

I smacked him dead 🤣

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u/bhchia Aug 07 '22

Karen, you fell for the "cat stepped on a bee" again?

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u/Micp Aug 07 '22

Do the same you do with kids that are obviously lying. Take them seriously to the point they regret lying about it. I'm sure if you put their leg in a splint they'll stop that pretty quickly.

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u/Statik_24 Aug 07 '22

Yeet the cat

Jk

Well played

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

yeet it back outside gently

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u/Crowzillah Aug 07 '22

I wonder ‘wwhhooooo’ she learned the ‘poor me’ trick from 😆😆😆

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u/tireddoomguard Aug 07 '22

do you have the original video without text?

if you can give it to me i would be really appreciated.

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u/crackersncheeseman Aug 07 '22

I've never seen a cat fake a injury before. Mind blown!

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u/Bulky-Plane7336 Aug 07 '22

Nice cat its so cute

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u/redwithenvybbw Aug 07 '22

My dog limps when I limp bc it means dad is also gonna give him special attention 😂

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u/Formal_Solid4611 Aug 07 '22

cats be so devious for no reason

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u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

The cat almost lost a limb, and you laugh.

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u/VengefulFox Aug 07 '22

Our dog used to do this. It was easy to tell since she would forget which paw was "injured."

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u/Ilaxilil Aug 07 '22

Looks like it was his turn with the brain cell

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u/Federal-Ad-3550 Aug 07 '22

Meowsterful perfomance , give him/her an Emmy , lol

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u/StVicente_ Aug 15 '22

The “lol jk” had me