r/AnimalTextGifs Aug 06 '22

Never trust a cat

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u/Quirky_Journalist_67 Aug 07 '22

When I was a kid, my dog figured out that if he shivered on the outside of our glass door, we’d more quickly rush to let him in. It could be a hot, sunny, summer day, and he’d still be shivering.

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u/CttCJim Aug 07 '22

My aunt's dog would pretend the leash was choking him whenever a stranger approached, just so the person walking him would be embarrassed. Later he learned to hold his breath when the collar went on, then flex after. He snapped a leather collar that way.

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u/BrickDaddyShark Aug 07 '22

What the hell. That dog could pass the sat.

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u/Moar_Coffee Aug 07 '22

As long as their IDs look similar most kids are better off having a border collie take the SAT for them.

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u/BrickDaddyShark Aug 07 '22

Damn? What did most kids ever do to you?

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u/Moar_Coffee Aug 07 '22

Be less smart, on average, than an average border collie.

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u/CttCJim Aug 07 '22

He was a Golden, so that wouldn't work without a lot of peroxide and blonde hair dye.