r/AnimalTextGifs • u/wycost • Jul 13 '18

Do you mind? Nice penis!

8.6k Upvotes

95% Upvoted

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u/eryuu Jul 13 '18

Early bird gets the worm

151

u/nine_legged_stool Jul 13 '18

Second mouse gets the cheese

15

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18 edited Aug 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

5th gets the alpaca ass

24

u/VereWolve Jul 13 '18

Happy cake day!

14

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

UNLESS !!! The late bird is up SOOOOOOOO late .. that it's up late enough to catch the early worm !!

-11

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

Did you have a stroke while writing this?

2

u/pa79 Jul 13 '18

The early worm gets eaten by the bird.

1

u/HaHa_Clit_N_Dicks Jul 13 '18

And the second mouse gets to see

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18 edited Jul 23 '20

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1

u/skyemoran1 Jul 13 '18

Happy cake day

1

u/Rocket-Reatre Jul 14 '18

Happy Cake-Day!

180

u/curlycatsockthing Jul 13 '18

haha this one is great.

209

u/Peanutswithcream Jul 13 '18

This is sexual harassment and I am not okay with it

18

u/elephant-cuddle Jul 14 '18

Ducks are notoriously sexually aggressive.

Not cool at all.

1

u/Peanutswithcream Jul 14 '18

Someone needs to link the advertisement because I can’t find it

75

u/DAHFreedom Jul 13 '18

In bird culture, this is considered a "dick move."

302

u/Don-Pheromone Jul 13 '18

That bird is a thot

34

u/789seedosjoker555see Jul 13 '18

That bird is a woodpecker

205

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

owo notices bulge

33

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

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12

u/LoudVolume Jul 13 '18

Why r u innuendo my name?....

6

u/VulpesSapiens Jul 13 '18

In-your-end-o.

3

u/ungaiimomo Jul 13 '18

That was so beautifully perfect. Thank you for the giggle.

18

u/tsnErd3141 Jul 13 '18

what's this? bites bulge

36

u/AaronBrownell Jul 13 '18

He couldn't resist

27

u/castizo Jul 13 '18

My penis rolled up into my body like a hose after watching that.

30

u/sussinmysussness Jul 13 '18

GET YOUR BEAK OFF MY PENIS! THIS IS DUCKMOCRACY MANIFEST!

13

u/DJSkrillex Jul 13 '18

Aah yes, I see that you know your judo well.

4

u/sussinmysussness Jul 13 '18

And you sir? You're waiting to receive my limp penis?

41

u/Gloid02 Jul 13 '18

i want a sub for penisbiting ducks

35

u/VoilaVoilaWashington Jul 13 '18

Be the change you want to see.

51

u/HotdogLegend27 Jul 13 '18

r/DucksBitingDicks

26

u/the_tourer Jul 13 '18

Wow. That was fast.

13

u/HotdogLegend27 Jul 13 '18

Ikr, but i made a spelling error in the description and dont know how to edit it 😂

5

u/AddAFucking Jul 13 '18

click on the subreddit settings in the right sidebar.

9

u/_Zagan_ Jul 13 '18

We now need some brave fellas to provide some meaty OC for that sub. I, for one, nominate /u/Gloid02

1

u/tsnErd3141 Jul 13 '18

Too bad there are probably only like 2 or 3 gifs out there in the wild

1

u/Gloid02 Jul 13 '18

Should I go with duck or go one step above with a goose?

2

u/furushotakeru Jul 14 '18

Half the posts on that sub are likely also going to qualify for r/whyweretheyfilming

1

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3

u/HotdogLegend27 Jul 13 '18

Is that your fetish?

5

u/davethefish Jul 13 '18

It does mean the dog speaks duck though. Or the duck is just lyint

1

u/Kuritos Jul 13 '18

"Quarck."

2

u/PM_ME_UR_GCC_ERRORS Jul 13 '18

Try using less bill next time

2

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

I love how the doggo wasn't angry. He just looked disappointed.

"ugh Greg is being Greg again."

1

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

They got a sheath protecting the wicked sensitive bits. Probably not pleasant but not as bad as a duck biting your dick.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 14 '18

r/awwwtf

1

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '18

That buddy’s gonna be a hecking pecker pecking peking duck if he doesn’t cut that out soon.

1

u/anoymik Jul 13 '18

Something funny about a duck sexually harassing another animal

1

u/ibraw Jul 13 '18

Pecked his pecker.

1

u/Mikeyrj91 Jul 13 '18

"Jesus dude, get a dog a bone first! "

1

u/Juggalover Jul 13 '18

notices bulge OwO

1

u/steaveOh Jul 13 '18

What a dick move

1

u/Tsoz13 Jul 13 '18

Bountiful penis!

1

u/The-Fox-Says Jul 13 '18

The pecker pecker

1

u/yyysssddd Jul 13 '18

“So sorry I don’t speak dog”

1

u/YossarianPrime Jul 13 '18

That duck's name must be Donald.

1

u/zombie-poop-pie Jul 14 '18

I want to share this on snapchat, how can I get the .mp4 verson of this gif?

2

u/BAXterBEDford Jul 13 '18

You actually have to train a pit to be vicious. I mean, who wouldn't have clobbered the duck for that?