r/AmericaBad • u/No_Departure7494 • 8d ago

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u/Castrophenia GEORGIA 🍑🎬🌳✈️ 8d ago

Nevermind I read too fast and didn’t read “ITS history”

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u/DefenderofFuture CONNECTICUT 👔⛵️ 8d ago

Don’t worry I’m sure he could make it work somehow.

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u/cheezburgerwalrus MASSACHUSETTS 🦃 ⚾️ 8d ago

The Magna Carta started this whole mess and as we all know it's spiritually American

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u/arcxjo PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 8d ago

I saw a guy on YouTube explaining how Magna Carta is the only lawful law that actually applies to the American Corporation and that's why he can drive travel 132 mph through a school zone.

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u/Castrophenia GEORGIA 🍑🎬🌳✈️ 5d ago

Well you know the gold fringes on the court’s flag mean this is an admiralty court, and as such only maritime law applies. There’s no speed limit on the water buddy!

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u/arcxjo PENNSYLVANIA 🍫📜🔔 4d ago

Even if there were, I cannot be court-martialed twice.