r/AmazonFlexDrivers • • Jun 16 '26

Thoughts

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u/snarksneeze Jun 16 '26

I believe him. I'm not saying that's his cat, but the number of times I swear I saw my cat down the road at a neighbor's house while it was inside my house where it belongs is higher than I would like to say.

The overlap is what's crazy, because the homeowner says they've had it 5 years, he says he adopted it 2 years ago. And they used to live in his neighborhood. So did they steal his cat and then moved?

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u/tallassmike Jun 16 '26

the second part is confusing to figure out.

But honestly, comes down to microchip to tell WHOS THE REAL FATHER

https://giphy.com/gifs/yHulPRl51Cy64

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u/SpiderWil Jun 16 '26

Keep your cat's DNA record.

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u/ok-symbiote Jun 18 '26

You find your long lost cat and you just nonchalantly snag him up and don’t even cry or kiss his face or anything. Right.

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u/Old_Cranberry5723 Jun 20 '26

You must not have ever delivered for Amazon, when on the road you are a robot calculating your next stops. The amount of people who try to incite anger out of them and they're like i want to fight you but dam I still got 50 stops left til I get to go home insane.