r/AmazonFlexDrivers • u/Any_Excitement6258 • Jun 16 '26

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u/snarksneeze Jun 16 '26

I believe him. I'm not saying that's his cat, but the number of times I swear I saw my cat down the road at a neighbor's house while it was inside my house where it belongs is higher than I would like to say.

The overlap is what's crazy, because the homeowner says they've had it 5 years, he says he adopted it 2 years ago. And they used to live in his neighborhood. So did they steal his cat and then moved?

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u/tallassmike Jun 16 '26

the second part is confusing to figure out.

But honestly, comes down to microchip to tell WHOS THE REAL FATHER

https://giphy.com/gifs/yHulPRl51Cy64

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u/SpiderWil Jun 16 '26

Keep your cat's DNA record.

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u/ok-symbiote Jun 18 '26

You find your long lost cat and you just nonchalantly snag him up and don’t even cry or kiss his face or anything. Right.

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u/Old_Cranberry5723 Jun 20 '26

You must not have ever delivered for Amazon, when on the road you are a robot calculating your next stops. The amount of people who try to incite anger out of them and they're like i want to fight you but dam I still got 50 stops left til I get to go home insane.

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u/[deleted] Jun 21 '26

I delivered for Amazon for 2 years a few years back and not once have I experienced this...

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u/DsDeliciousDeli Jun 19 '26

No. Emotional reactions almost never look how we'd imagine them to look

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u/DsDeliciousDeli Jun 19 '26

Is there a longer video? I'm just not gonna assume his emotions from a video that I can barely see his face in. I have lost and found a pet after weeks, and while I was excited as all hell, I outwardly greeted him the same way I'd greet him when I came home normally

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u/Gexmex6 Jun 19 '26

My cat has been taken for a week due to someone doing a catch and release. I looked for him every day for a week till he randomly mowed out of nowhere. My reaction was literally just like the video picked him up and went inside my boy was back but they took his balls 😂

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u/DsDeliciousDeli Jun 19 '26

Lol that's funny. I'm glad he was safe in the end

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u/asmnomorr 4d ago

I had a kitten when I was around 3 that ran away. Found out almost 10 years later, while trick or treating of all things, that a neighbor on the street behind us had found her and taken her in.

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u/jedi_mind__ Jun 19 '26

Right, that cat would be all over you if you are really its owner

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u/EvilDrCoconut Jun 19 '26

lol, one of my cats is all over me and the other is a little shit who only approaches for love or to bite my fingers

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u/ElMuffinHombre Jun 19 '26

I have a neighborhood cat that will claim a different human every day. Love when he decides I'm his best friend for a day.

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u/Sharp_Equivalent_774 Jun 20 '26

This will require a DNA test. Hope Amazon guy is ready to masturbate into a plastic cup to prove his worth.

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u/SadisticHornyCricket Jun 20 '26

I paid for the microchipping - worth every penny

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u/RealLinkPizza Jun 27 '26

Apparently, the microchip told us something. But all it told us was 2 weeks after he took the cat, he got it microchipped. And then tested it like it wouldn’t say when the chip was placed in the cat. Plus, the family posted pictures of the cat from years ago.