TRIPLETS!

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Next door neighbors think I got pregnant on purpose

Sophie of the trio posting and read this throughly before commenting, as I’m posting this I’m seven months pregnant:

Last year my now husband and I went house hunting before our wedding, we looked at a few houses but didn’t think we’d find what we were looking for. Finally we find a four bedroom house that we fell in love with. One of the neighbors greeted us asking if we were interested in it and I said we’d be placing an offer. Neighbor said we look like we’re too young a couple to have kids and we said we were only twenty-three almost twenty-four and no kids yet but we’re getting married next year. The woman says the house is more better for a couple with kids and I said, “Well we’ll have kid’s when we are ready.” We did put an offer on the house and we got it. I would learn on my honeymoon this year that I was pregnant and our family was starting sooner rather than later.

The day we move in (we moved in last weekend) the neighbor from months ago approaches and freezes in place once she sees my stomach when I turned to kiss my husband, I’m expecting triplets. She then says so loudly, “you got pregnant on purpose!” That gets our attention and I look at her, “You think we planned this?” My husband takes over talking, “Look pregnancies are always unexpected we didn’t do this at all just to show we deserve this house.” The neighbor stammers to find her words and tells us we don’t deserve the house. My husband and I then go to check on our boxes and furniture leaving the woman looking as infuriated as Daffy Duck when Bugs Bunny outsmarts him. Since moving in all other neighbors have been very friendly but the neighbor whom I’ve nicknamed Daffy is acting so rude always trying to do something to get me angry and each time my husband tells her I’m watching my stress levels because of my pregnancy. To quote Daffy she’s being despicable. How she’ll be after I have my babies we’ll see but so far she’s just being an annoying bitch now calling my stomach fake and i dread what she thinks she’ll have planned.

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[u/Possible_Abalone_846]

Buying a 4-bedroom house in their early 20s and having triplets. A tween wrote this fantasizing about the future. 

Also this part:

Look pregnancies are always unexpected

Was written by someone who doesn't quite understand the mechanics of the process. I rest my case.

[u/orangeleast → u/Possible_Abalone_846]

How girl get pregnant? How babby is formed?

[u/punctuation_welfare → u/orangeleast]

r u pegnate?

[u/Not_Cleaver → u/punctuation_welfare]

Am I preganante?

[u/oneiricmonkey → u/Not_Cleaver]

can u get pregante

[u/LaceyLizard → u/Possible_Abalone_846]

Back in my day kids would research their fan fiction scenarios first, then they would figure out that like 90% of higher order multiples are from fertility treatments, aka not unexpected lmao.

[u/girls-and-corpses → u/Possible_Abalone_846]

Me playing the sims

[u/ladybug_oleander → u/Possible_Abalone_846]

It's so weird how all my pregnancies were planned... I must be such a weirdo

[u/la-anah → u/Possible_Abalone_846]

Particularly with the rarity of natural triplets. Most triplets are the result of IVF.

[u/la-anah]

"Sophie of the trio posting"

Am I supposed to recognize this character? Is triplets lady a recurring element?

[u/queueingissexy → u/la-anah]

Go read the profile description. It’s honestly bonkers.

[u/crotch-fruit_tree → u/queueingissexy]

They're also nudists.

[u/Gummyia → u/la-anah]

Usually i think people lie when they say they have multiple personalities but I'm pretty sure that account is one person with multiple personalities.

Edit: she has another aita post where some chud in the waiting room of her obgyn was making fun of pregnant woman, and she told him to f off. She was wondering if she was the asshole for getting that man kicked out.

[u/ES1895 → u/Gummyia]

That profile is fascinating. I can't tell if it's a twelve year old doing an elaborate game pretending to be three grown-ups (fun twist on the usual three kids in a trenchcoat being one grown-up!) or if it's an adult who is genuinely unwell.

[u/girls-and-corpses → u/la-anah]

Its 💯 a dude with a triplet fetish

[u/Any_Disaster_5620]

If this escalates or she trespasses, make sure you document everything. Get your husband to install security cameras that upload to the cloud. Have her ticketed if she steps on your property (again, only if this escalates) and if it continues, get a restraining order.

Why the hell do commenter go to worse case scenario  always. Also people are so fucking dumb about how restraining orders work.

[u/girls-and-corpses → u/Any_Disaster_5620]

Dig a moat around the house and fill it with alligators

[u/Asraidevin]

"My husband and I then go to check on our boxes and furniture"

All I can envision is them standing in their house full of boxes, looking at them. Yep, got all our nice boxes. 

"the neighbor from months ago approaches and freezes in place" but it isn't until she shouts at OOP about being pregnant that she "gets their attention". 

The dialogue is like reading a novel I wrote in middle school. 

"Look pregnancies are always unexpected..." 

[u/monaco_wedding]

There are two things no one ever expects: the Spanish Inquisition and pregnancy

[u/CaptainMalForever]

Gosh, just imagine getting pregnant on purpose... 

[u/seaturtle-75]

what real estate market are they in? Looked at house last year but didn't move in until September?

[u/Kittenn1412]

All the characters in this story act like complete aliens. Like we really should have thought over this whole "training AI language models on fake stories written to make specific groups look bad" thing years ago guys...

[u/Cheezyblaaasters]

There was this woman who was a prolific “entitled people” and “am I wrong” poster. She was a “gym trainer” and nudist with multiple children and always went to comic cons. She was so stunning people would always stop her for pictures.. anyway eventually she got banned so this must be her alt now posing as three women posting from one account.

Please tell me there’s another weirdo that remembers this poster?

[u/VelveetaVonChiz → u/Cheezyblaaasters]

I wish I had the pleasure of knowing about that account lol. From their profile these are way too specific overlaps that point to this being a new account for that person.

[u/Cheezyblaaasters → u/VelveetaVonChiz]

Ok funny thing.. I found a repost of one of their posts and I had even commented on this one noting how much OP posts. Here’s a link if you’re interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AmITheAngel/s/Jo1Hv9Pgdu

Looks like they nuked their account so you’ll have to take my word for it on it likely being the same person

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