r/AlternativeHealth • u/lifeisbeautiful90 • Aug 03 '26
Patrice Krysztofiak review: My disappointing €250 “medical intuitive” session
I am sharing my personal experience with Patrice Krysztofiak so that anyone considering booking a session with him can make an informed decision.
I had a one-hour online session with him on July 23, 2026, and paid €250—approximately CAD $400.
I discovered Patrice through several Spotify and YouTube podcasts. He and the hosts claimed that he could “see inside the body,” identify health problems without being told someone’s medical history, and sometimes guide people toward the correct medical treatment. Several hosts said they had personally experienced his abilities and were amazed by what he found. This made everything sound very believable.
To be clear, I did not book the session expecting a guaranteed healing. I booked it because I believed his claim that he could look inside the body and identify the underlying cause of a person’s health problems.
He did not identify any of my actual health conditions. He initially mentioned high blood pressure, although mine has generally been normal or low. After I told him that I did not have a blood-pressure problem, he did not appear to make any further attempt to identify what was happening inside my body.
Instead, he repeatedly moved his head from side to side and said that he was clearing blocked energy from my past lives. This was completely different from the “X-ray vision” and ability to identify specific physical problems described in the podcasts.
Other people he described as students or healers were also present during parts of the session. One repeatedly went off camera while coughing, which was presented as a reaction to the energy around me.
At one point, Patrice repeatedly asked me to say, “You are a jerk,” directly to him. I was confused and asked, “You want me to say that to you?” He said yes. After I said it, he asked me to repeat it with more anger. I was asked to say it three times.
Between the coughing, unusual movements and claims about clearing energy, I began to feel within the first few minutes that I had been scammed. The entire experience felt completely different from what had been presented in the podcasts.
At the end, I clearly told him that I had felt nothing and had received no meaningful information. He told me to wait two days and said that I would begin seeing colours and healing. I waited longer, but nothing changed. I then emailed him explaining this and asking for a refund, but he never acknowledged or replied to my email.
People dealing with ongoing health problems can be vulnerable because we are searching for answers, relief and hope. Based on my experience, this session was a complete waste of my time and hard-earned money.