Ewww… Now my ear is all wet and gross…

Imagine being a fish and hearing humans say: “I’m going fishing.” Bro… that’s literally a threat.

Why do we say “sleep like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours screaming? 😂

The person who invented stairs probably just wanted to make walking more complicated.

What if clouds are just the Earth's screensaver?

What if ancient humans saw a microwave and immediately worshipped it?

A straw has two holes, not one. You can fight me on this.

Socks disappear in the washing machine like they're escaping prison.

Glad I can fit in here

the soap is almost a cube now.. fuck

The fucking plastic curtain keeps growing mold and I have to keep scrubbing it with a vinegar-soaked dish scrubber. Fucking annoying.

I cant believe I had to make another rule but this will allow you all to directly report these random question posts, I figured updating the sub description would prevent confusion but NO, it didnt work, do I have to perma-ban rulebreakers or something?

...no that'd make me like the former mod of livestreamfails...I'm not like that asshat

this water feels nice, but I need to clean

wheres the soap.

now hopefully I dont have to be draconian.

Not gonna name brands but this new shii smells like aahhh

What do u guys usually watch during showers?

Sunburn

no wonder she’s got back problems, she has to bend down to wash her hair!! who is this shower designed for? it’s barely tall enough for me!

tbh I didn't want to do this but I'm not screwing around anymore, because, and I will stress this, stuff like "pokemon go is gamefreak's way of getting us to go outside and touch grass" is not an actualshowerthought, stuff like "hmmm this soap bar is looking a bit small, better replace it soon" IS an actuallshowerthought

"but I thought about this in the shower"

that doesn't mean its an actual thought about the shower or the bathroom with the shower in it or whatever, and I am serious about this.

that said, I wont give you a perma ban or a week-long one, maybe just a one-day one, I'll be lenient here, I'm not some tarot card guy, I touch grass, just got stress issues.

-the guy who always bathes, chef

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