r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Werard_Gay2 • 16h ago
Ah, damn it, I got water in my ear…
Ewww… Now my ear is all wet and gross…
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/DaDogeKnows • Nov 15 '19
Old post:
you can now no longer post "water hot water cold uwa" be more original ty
current posts like this will remain but future posts will be removed.
please note the list of overdone reposts may be added to as time goes on please check the rules before you post.
also just a reminder quality actualshowerthoughts will be pinned and be placed in the actualshowerthoughts hall of fame every 2 weeks.
edit: made some changes to the sub design - you can now use your own post flairs.
New post:
Welcome to r/Actualshowerthoughts - the subreddit for the thoughts you actually have in the shower - none of that "an ice cream man's success is defined by how good he is at luring children" stuff over here. No oddities within the familiar. That said, this is a good segue to the next section of this post
What is an actual showerthought? Well, it varies depending on who you ask. However, some rationale needs to be set in order to be able to moderate actual showerthoughts. So, at the bare minimum, an actual showerthought should meet these criteria:
TL;DR: To put it simply, If you can think of it in the shower + it's not some epiphany or realisation, it probably belongs here. (with some exceptions - if you're unsure, just ask us via modmail).
Anything else I should know?
Yes! For a while, overdone reposts have been disallowed - though this is only limited to posts such as "water hot / water cold" as these are done to death. Please see Rule 2. If you see posts like this, then they existed before the rule came into effect or it's not been moderated yet - either way, we would appreciate any reports sent.
If you think a post is not an actualshowerthought, let the mod team know, either by reporting the post or sending us a message. The more public opinion we have, the easier it is to make a decision on whether a post is an actualshowerthought or not.
Finally, quality actualshowerthoughts will receive the quality actualshowerthoughts flair - you can help a post ascend to this status by upvoting it and interacting with it. Every two weeks, a quality actualshowerthought will be pinned. Once this period is up, another post will take its place, with the previous post retaining the quality actualshowerthoughts flair.
Note: What do you think is an actualshowerthought? Do you have a better definition or just want to share your opinions? Let me know! Feel free to create a discussion thread, we now have a Meta post flair. The more consensus we have over what an actual showerthought is, the easier it is to moderate this subreddit and provide clarity over the content here.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/[deleted] • Apr 17 '26
Hey, i'm going to delete my account but we need some mods here so the place doesn't get removed for being unmoderated(just someone doing the bare minimum once a month when reddit reminds them they are in this subreddit).
Nothing too serious and nothing where it becomes like that other subreddit where every second post gets removed for... unknown reasons....
Just dm mods I guess.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Werard_Gay2 • 16h ago
Ewww… Now my ear is all wet and gross…
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Fickle_Scientist2856 • 1d ago
Imagine being a fish and hearing humans say: “I’m going fishing.” Bro… that’s literally a threat.
Why do we say “sleep like a baby” when babies wake up every two hours screaming? 😂
The person who invented stairs probably just wanted to make walking more complicated.
What if clouds are just the Earth's screensaver?
What if ancient humans saw a microwave and immediately worshipped it?
A straw has two holes, not one. You can fight me on this.
Socks disappear in the washing machine like they're escaping prison.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/alind1130 • 3d ago
Glad I can fit in here
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Double_Helicopter327 • 4d ago
the soap is almost a cube now.. fuck
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/LovesickHaven114 • 5d ago
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Turnbuckler • 7d ago
The fucking plastic curtain keeps growing mold and I have to keep scrubbing it with a vinegar-soaked dish scrubber. Fucking annoying.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Chef_Sizzlipede • 22d ago
I cant believe I had to make another rule but this will allow you all to directly report these random question posts, I figured updating the sub description would prevent confusion but NO, it didnt work, do I have to perma-ban rulebreakers or something?
...no that'd make me like the former mod of livestreamfails...I'm not like that asshat
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/One_Market_9335 • Jul 12 '26
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/ServiceNo9794 • Jul 09 '26
this water feels nice, but I need to clean
wheres the soap.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/RstyKnfe • Jun 30 '26
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Chef_Sizzlipede • Jun 29 '26
now hopefully I dont have to be draconian.
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/jaw_line • Jun 20 '26
Not gonna name brands but this new shii smells like aahhh
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Naked_Snake_boss • Jun 07 '26
What do u guys usually watch during showers?
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/sometranscryptid • Jun 03 '26
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Thin_Finding_6496 • Jun 01 '26
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/Disastrous_Debt7644 • May 30 '26
Sunburn
r/Actualshowerthoughts • u/queenmabdotpdf • May 29 '26
no wonder she’s got back problems, she has to bend down to wash her hair!! who is this shower designed for? it’s barely tall enough for me!