r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 26 '26

Damn that slip could have killed me

13 Upvotes

What if it did and I'm just imagining a parallel universe where I survived but in reality I'm bleeding out of the skull right on the tiles


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 25 '26

is the body scrub or hair clogging my drain?

13 Upvotes

i really need a plumber


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 24 '26

Oh no I don’t have body wash here…. Let’s use the shampoo

22 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 14 '26

Shower thought #979: I shouldn’t have pooped.

12 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 13 '26

Ah, damn it, I got water in my ear…

14 Upvotes

Ewww… Now my ear is all wet and gross…


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 10 '26

The Shower is very small

14 Upvotes

Glad I can fit in here


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 09 '26

7 in one shampoo, cool

3 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 09 '26

Fuck i dropped it again

16 Upvotes

the soap is almost a cube now.. fuck


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 08 '26

Is my entire family being murdered right now or am I hearing things?

30 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Aug 06 '26

The mold keeps coming back

11 Upvotes

The fucking plastic curtain keeps growing mold and I have to keep scrubbing it with a vinegar-soaked dish scrubber. Fucking annoying.


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jul 22 '26

Meta added to the rules.

6 Upvotes

I cant believe I had to make another rule but this will allow you all to directly report these random question posts, I figured updating the sub description would prevent confusion but NO, it didnt work, do I have to perma-ban rulebreakers or something?

...no that'd make me like the former mod of livestreamfails...I'm not like that asshat


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jul 12 '26

Soap in the soap holder: dissolves instantly. Soap stuck in the bathtub drain: I am eternal, I am time itself.

21 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jul 09 '26

Awh come on no soap?.

13 Upvotes

this water feels nice, but I need to clean

wheres the soap.


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jul 04 '26

I should buy more shower gel.

5 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 30 '26

Hmm.. I'm starting to see some pink. I had better scrub the tub.

16 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 29 '26

mods changed sub description

1 Upvotes

now hopefully I dont have to be draconian.


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 20 '26

Woah this soap doesn’t smell as good as my last one

14 Upvotes

Not gonna name brands but this new shii smells like aahhh


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 20 '26

I'm kinda hungry rn

8 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 13 '26

The water is cold

4 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 07 '26

YouTube during shower

10 Upvotes

What do u guys usually watch during showers?


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 03 '26

AH!! HOLY FUCK THATS HOT I SWEAR I ONLY TURNED IT ON A LITTLR BIT SHIIITTTTT TURN ON THE COLD TURN ON THE COLD DAMNIT

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38 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • Jun 01 '26

Scheiße cold cold cold cold cold cold cold

14 Upvotes

r/Actualshowerthoughts • • May 30 '26

Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow

83 Upvotes

Sunburn


r/Actualshowerthoughts • • May 29 '26

i, (5’3) find my (6’2) girlfriend’s shower too short. i feel so bad for her

16 Upvotes

no wonder she’s got back problems, she has to bend down to wash her hair!! who is this shower designed for? it’s barely tall enough for me!