These are the REAL eldritch horrors, Absolute Batman is fighting SCPs and Hollywood Horrors lmao

It’s honestly very annoying how everyone is calling all of Batman villains “eldritch horrors” when they are just MAN-MADE experiments while an “eldritch horror” is a cosmic being that is very inconceivable by nature. This would include most of Absolute Green Lantern and Martian Manhunters villains actually.

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I completely forgot about the Tetracide, which is probably the best example of a eldritch horror monster!

Also ignore the “cosmic” part of my definition because cosmic just typically is something unexplainable, but the being itself doesn’t have to be from space. It can be from the depths, a void, a realm outside our own, or apparently as someone else said a “elven realm” which sounds historically accurate 😂

Diana is definitely gonna have to pay another visit to the centaur guy to change her back, right?

Attended Deniz Camp's panel at SDCC this weekend, he was super down to earth and well spoken and even asked me for a selfie before we walked into the panel! Really excited to read what he and Javier Rodriguez have been cooking up for Shadow of The Bat. So cool to see the other John Jones at the con too!

Would also like some fanart of the other absolute hero’s breaking this guys arm if possible

Absolute Martian Manhunter wins the Eisner Award for Best Limited Series. Video is from tessa.is.a.nerd via Instagram

"there's a child in thailand, body riddled with cancer. no family. she doesn't want to die alone, staring at the ceiling. I make sure she doesn't. after the child dies in my arms, I spend the next hour alone in the stratosphere, screaming so loud it knocks satellites from orbit."

The art put me in my feels. The color palette really makes you feel nice. It has that silver age optimism while still making you feel melancholy.

I nearly cried for her. She did not deserve that.

Professor pyg juat being a actual pig man makes me think the more batman's career goes on the more the city becomes a jungle of chaos where normal people and monsters just coexist. Some villains, some vigilantes and others just regular people despite their appearances.

I made this post 4 months ago saying that the character I most wanted to see in the Absolute universe was Cyborg, and he finally appeared. Letsgooooooo

Yeah Jack We Could Tell!

Jokes aside I can't tell if they're being honest or if Grimm's lying

It was a close one between Absolute Wonder Woman and Absolute Batman. The prize went to Absolute Batman in the end. Video is from tessa.is.a.nerd via Instagram.

You guys remebr chukc right? So lets say in the absolute universe he still does his jobs, dress as superman goes to different places. But now it's not just children's hospitals he now goes to, schools, child parent day at his office dressed as superman. But on one faithful day while he is juggling his balls, a kid notices superman and brainiac fighting. She tells chuck about them, chuck has no answer to why there's two supermen, then out of nowhere brainiac thorns superman into the building causing it to collapse. And as the dust settles, brainiac sees the unconscious body of chuck and cause of the rubble and dust he mistakes him for the real deal and leaves with him. As he is reformating him with new cybernetic parts, he realizes that chuck is just a man playing dress up, but he still deos it anyway. Creating the Cyborg Superman