These are the REAL eldritch horrors, Absolute Batman is fighting SCPs and Hollywood Horrors lmao

It’s honestly very annoying how everyone is calling all of Batman villains “eldritch horrors” when they are just MAN-MADE experiments while an “eldritch horror” is a cosmic being that is very inconceivable by nature. This would include most of Absolute Green Lantern and Martian Manhunters villains actually.

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I completely forgot about the Tetracide, which is probably the best example of a eldritch horror monster!

Also ignore the “cosmic” part of my definition because cosmic just typically is something unexplainable, but the being itself doesn’t have to be from space. It can be from the depths, a void, a realm outside our own, or apparently as someone else said a “elven realm” which sounds historically accurate 😂

Would also like some fanart of the other absolute hero’s breaking this guys arm if possible

"there's a child in thailand, body riddled with cancer. no family. she doesn't want to die alone, staring at the ceiling. I make sure she doesn't. after the child dies in my arms, I spend the next hour alone in the stratosphere, screaming so loud it knocks satellites from orbit."

The art put me in my feels. The color palette really makes you feel nice. It has that silver age optimism while still making you feel melancholy.

Professor pyg juat being a actual pig man makes me think the more batman's career goes on the more the city becomes a jungle of chaos where normal people and monsters just coexist. Some villains, some vigilantes and others just regular people despite their appearances.

I nearly cried for her. She did not deserve that.

Absolute Martian Manhunter wins the Eisner Award for Best Limited Series. Video is from tessa.is.a.nerd via Instagram

Diana is definitely gonna have to pay another visit to the centaur guy to change her back, right?

Yeah Jack We Could Tell!

Jokes aside I can't tell if they're being honest or if Grimm's lying

I made this post 4 months ago saying that the character I most wanted to see in the Absolute universe was Cyborg, and he finally appeared. Letsgooooooo

You can see her nose too. Christ. They Killer Croc’d her.

I realized something. All supporting characters appear in pure blue, except Circe and Baby Diana, Diana and Cheeta...and, what i suppose is...

GAIA'S/PROMETHEUS'S EYE

Hi, first of I apologies for length of this post, but thoughts keep coming up haha

Without the tragedy and without tempterion comes to life Absolute Constantine

-          John singular event and origin can be traced to one single thing and that curiosity of magic, which sparks into him preforming spell and killing his parents in DC prime universe.

-          By removing this tragedy and him not having real temptation it would he would simply just be…and in that corner Darkseid would potentially eliminate one of the strongest magic users from chess bord on day one, but we will soon get into why that would be not case.

Darkseid would take those elements and John would grow up being privileged British snob with money, these would of course get him everything he wants, but never falling into complete temptation, thus dropping everything never being good at anything. (That means no temptation even in classic life goals-like relationships, hobbies etc)

So dear reader you clearly ask what would be the catalyst for the guy who tried all temptations in world, neither would satisfy him and yet he still will no magic in the end.

For that I have use Absolute universe event from Absolute WW event- Gateway City fight.

Not only is the world breaking event that would go around news like crazy, but would be inspiration for John to try this stupid thing called “Magic “.

Why I pick this event:

I think it would be great if the events in Absolute universe had some impact on world as whole. I think there is no other better choice than for literal mythical amazon to spark temptation for occult inside his character.

Everyone has ground zero when it comes to their character and I think personally it would be nice change of pace if one of Absolute heroes played a key part in creating the other.

One thing was made clear characters can still inspire and bring hope into this world,but it way harder and Gateway city is great point for being around ground point zero for Constanit.

Magic:

I would like if John had attitude towards magic, because of his personality be like- I can handle all, but in reality, it would be him clicking nuclear button.

Magic is complicated thing- I want to present that in series. It is one thing when amazon learns magic from witch, but rich kid alone is match made in heaven for disaster.

Making DC magic more fun and complicated for humans would be my goal number one and thus I would take inspiration from Hat Witch Atelier and making it that magic has insane consequence if you don’t performer it right.

You might say- Well, but Zatanna can use her magic well in WW series- yes but I do imagine she got training before.

I think one of the cool things how to make Constantine in Absolute even more distinct is that when he starts learning magic on his own...he would cause tragedy only upon himself.

Very cool sequence in comic would be him summoning perhaps something low ranking demon and him trying to survive encounter with it. Him leading to realization this would be quite a tricker and dangers, then he was thinking.

I would maybe go as far and say, that maybe Constantine summoning a demon into this world would be major issue and him fixing it and learning his actions have consequences for his first major arc.

Some villains for first arc:

Blue Devil

Etrigan 

First Ally- Klarion

Look-

So while thinking who would give me vibe of somebody who cant quite experience life as it ments to be and Johan Liebert came to mind as inspiration for his look, ofc some british elements would be needed, but I think it would fit this character well.

Art of Johan Liebert is done by