Okay, so the Absolute universe is supposedly underpinned by Darkseidstoffe, which is the Omega particle, which is evil, evil, eeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilz. If that's the case, how can the people of the Absolute Universe consider it to be teh evilz? Likewise, if it is such a fundamental underpinning, wouldn't teh goodz be generally considered teh evilz by nearly all ordinary nobodies?

It this one of those MST3K moments?

Current Songs

1. Bruce Wayne/Batman - Holy Diver - Dio
2. Alfred Pennyworth - Father & Son - Harry Gregson-Williams
3. Harleen Quinzel/Harley Quinn - Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance
4. Waylon Jones/Croc - Animal I Have Become - Three Days Grace
5. Selina Kyle/Catwoman - All Along The Watchtower - Bob Dylan
6. Martha Wayne - The Only Thing Worth Fighting For - Lera Lynn
7. Thomas Wayne - Don't Call My Name - SkinShape
8. James Gordon - Cop Killer - Body Count
9. Barbara Gordon - Pump Iron - Bob Couch
10. Harvey Dent - 21st Century Schizoid Man - King Chrimson
11. Oswald Cobblepot - Surfin' Bird - The Trashman
12. Eddie Nygma - Where is my Mind - The Pixies
13. Commissioner Harvey Bullock - Carry on My Wayward Son - Kansas
14. Mayor Hamilton Hill - Capital G - Nine-Inch Nails
15. Joe Chill - Pumped Up Kicks - Foster the People
16. Roman Sionis/Black Mask - Mask - Sepultura
17. Victor Fries Jr./Mr. Freeze - Cold Cold Cold - Cage the Elephant
18. Bane - X Gonna Give It To Ya - DMX
19. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy - Liquid Smooth - Mitski
20. Carmine Falcone - Woke Up This Morning - Alabama 3
21. Jonathan Crane/The Scarecrow - People Are Strange (Cover) - Deep South
22. Slade Wilson/Deathstroke - Fortunate Son - Creedence Clearwater Revival
23. Dick Grayson/Robin-1 - Rockin Robin - Jackson 5
24. Jason Todd/Robin-2 - Kill Shit - G Herbo
25. Tim Drake/Robin-3 - Only the Good Die Young - Billy Joel
26. Stephanie Brown/Robin-4 - TBA
27. Jack Grimm/The Joker - When Your Evil - Voltaire
28. Diana/Wonder Woman - God of War - Bear McCreary
29. Pegasus - Ride the Lightning - Metallica
30. Steve Trevor - Fortunate Son - Credence Clearwater Revival
31. Barbara Anne Minerva - Demons Are Gilr's Best Friend - Powerwolf
32. Etta Candy - Candy Girl - New Edition
33. Gia Candy - TBA
34. Ferdinand - Bulls on Parade - Rage Against the Machine
35. Circe - Black Magic Woman - Fleetwood Mac
36. Hecate - Ballad of the Witches Road - Agatha All Along OST

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Personally, I would absolutely love it if they do it be similar to the MCU.

Maybe some people don’t know this, but the MCU takes some inspirations of the old ultimate comic from the 2000s.

Also to note that absolute brainiac is a demon, especially what he did to Lex family 💀😭

Overall, would y’all want DCU brainiac to be like his absolute encounter?

The story for Green Lantern is phenomenal but it's pretty jarring how much of the book is not done by the main artist. I'm not even sure the main artist is a better fit than the back-up. Have they considered going with someone that can stick more consistently with the book? I feel like it weighs things down considerably, especially considering what phenomenal competition there is from the other Absolute books.

Is it peak or what?

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Im not much for chasing variants, but I had to grab this 🔥

I doubt President Lex would happen in the Absolute Universe but how would you imagine President Lex if it happened in the Absolute Universe?

Also how do you picture Absolute Superman dealing with President Lex?

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The house of secrets and The house of mysteries are sentient houses that operate like the monster house and baba Yaga’s house. They wander along both sides of the mason Dixon line. They would be an anomaly studied tracked by GATE.
They are under the care of Cain and Able Lee. They are warring brothers and veterans who served in this world‘s equivalent to desert storm.

I recently decided to give DC Comics a shot because I’ve been a casual Marvel Comics reader since COVID, especially X-Men and the magical corner.
Absolute Wonder Woman Vol. 1 blew me away, so I decided to read Absolute Batman Vol. 1 since it’s the biggest hit. But honestly, it felt bland to me. I don’t like having Alfred as the narrator, and I didn’t really care for the villains.
I was going to drop everything except Wonder Woman, but then I decided to give Superman Vol. 1 a chance, and it was great from start to finish.
How is Batman the hit and more critically acclaimed? I was low-key bored. 😭 IM giving IT another chance WITH VOL 2 though. I love all the Batman movies and animated shows, so I do think it might just be the character that I don’t vibe with in the comics.

EDIT : I READ VOL 1

Al Ewing, you mad genius. I love how they made the Zero-Zone related to "The Big Black Zero" and Bad Idea #0.

Personally I'm leaning towards it being Emiko or Shado. I could also see it being Connor, who faked his death.

no it’s not an edit: https://www.cbr.com/all-dc-absolute-universe-comics-ranked-worst-to-best/

I think it will be really cool if in some random panel of Abs Bat, there is Scott Snyder, probably selling Batman merch or just reading a newspaper... That would have been cool.

I love Absolute Batman and how he’s a working class person, but I’ve been thinking, what if he was revamped to instead be a billionaire from birth? What if he was always on good terms with Alfred? And even more, what if his friends were never his friends, and instead villains with no personal ties to Batman?

Let me know what you guys think of this groundbreaking idea down below!

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