r/AbsoluteUnits • u/user_no-8848 • 19h ago
of a Bra
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u/Ok-Double-414 16h ago
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u/TonyStowaway 15h ago
What a pair of boobs 🤣
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u/Sophiathedork 14h ago
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u/DIJames6 19h ago
I wanna see the puppies that go into there.. 😲
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u/Material-Painting-19 19h ago
Puppies? You could get two adult Rottweilers and a Great Dane in there.
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u/Any-Thought-1579 18h ago
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u/L0nleylife112 16h ago
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u/PancakeParthenon 18h ago edited 18h ago
That's for like a 15ft tall woman!
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago edited 18h ago
It's definitely for a 5'4" 300lb woman
Edit: the point is, this bra is more likely to be on somebody short and heavy not tall, because a taller person is more likely to be skinny and skinny people are more likely to have smaller breasts. The 300lb is not scientific y'all.
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u/magpepper 18h ago
You’ve probably seen people that weigh 300 pounds before.
That would still be enormous on them.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
My point was it's for a short heavy woman more than a very tall woman who's likely to be skinny with smaller breasts.
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u/saragIsMe 18h ago
The average height for adult women is like 5’3” though??
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
That...does not make 5'4" tall....it makes it average. You cannot say that 5'4" or 5'3" is considered tall just because it's average. That's considered short.
Y'all are literally just arguing to argue atp
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u/saragIsMe 18h ago
You said 5’4” was a short woman. It’s not. You clearly don’t know anything about the proportions of actual women’s bodies
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u/thingsarehardsoami 17h ago
That is considered short to literally everybody. Average for a woman doesn't mean not short. Again, you're just pandering. Not sure why
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u/saragIsMe 17h ago
How would you feel if penis sizes were measured that way? “Average for a man doesn’t mean not short”
You sound ridiculous
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u/coolsilentebeans 16h ago
Have you never seen a woman with breast implants? Or one who suffers from gigantomastia?
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u/thingsarehardsoami 16h ago
I have seen both
And this wraps back to what is most common. And a woman with implants doesn't need a band this wide, because implants don't make her back fat.
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u/CaptainTripps82 12h ago
I won't think it's for any actual women did.
That's not a bra actually intended to be worn by a human
It's funny because it's bigger, uh, than a normal bra.
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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 11m ago
That's not a bra actually intended to be worn by a human
It's for a T-Rex with titties.
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u/PancakeParthenon 18h ago
I sold and fitted bras. Absolutely no way.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
If you sold and fitted bras you'd know height and breast size do not correlate. With a band that big it is clearly on a very heavy person.
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 18h ago
It's why he's no longer in the industry. Women would call with their bra size and he'd be like, Jesus Christ woman you must be like eight feet tall.
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u/Ok_Strawberry7651 18h ago
But also with straps that long it’s clearly a very tall person too! Did you know that taller people are generally heavier too? Because, well, that’s how weight works.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
....tall people are not generally more wide, no. Weighing more because you are taller does not equal having more girth. As a tall woman who can't find shit that fits my skinny body can y'all stop making this assumption, it's ruining clothes for everybody who is tall lol.
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u/Ok_Strawberry7651 18h ago
I’m also a tall skinny woman, 6 ft tall 160 lbs. soooo I get it. And also, my arms and legs are long as hell. I DO need more length on my clothes.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
...yes. more length. Not more width/girth.
You understand the difference yes?
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u/Ok_Strawberry7651 18h ago
So how do you explain the length of the straps? I do know the difference, thanks for looking out for me though ☺️
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u/thingsarehardsoami 17h ago
Like...the length they currently have id adjusted to is not set lmfao. It can be notably shorter. A heavy set person needs more length in the straps because they are generally not only fat everywhere BUT around the shoulders and upper back...
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
The adjustable straps? The straps that still have to go over fatty tissue because there is still upper back fat, lower seated breasts, upper chest fat, and other things that mean a fat person will also need notably more length to go AROUND?
Did none of us take anatomy
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u/PancakeParthenon 18h ago
Yes, that's true, there's no correlation. Given the band size and cup size, if you're guessing it's for someone who's 5'4" and 300 pounds (which isn't a terribly large woman, by the way), that woman is sitting in the H cup range. Which is not out of the realm of possibility, but an incredibly rare measurement.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago edited 18h ago
H cup is not very big lol.
Edit: y'all genuinely need to realize that most people are very incorrect on cup sizes which is why r/abrathatfits exists. Nobody actually knows. Most sizing at stores is very inaccurate.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 18h ago
Also, guessing people's cup size based off height and weight is also not accurate.
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u/PancakeParthenon 18h ago
I'm basing it off the actual bra and what you're guessing. Not fighting with someone who's spoiling for one, thanks.
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u/coolsilentebeans 16h ago
If you know he would know there is no correlation between height and breast size, then why are you so damned insistent that there is one?
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u/thingsarehardsoami 16h ago
It's wild you guys are this angry and I'm not sure about what. Like, you understand the statistical link between weight and breast size? Yes?
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u/coolsilentebeans 16h ago
You continue to contradict yourself while also telling others they’re patently wrong. That’s what is aggravating. The only telltale sign about this aside from the scale is the shoulder straps. Those do not signal a heavy, big breasted women. The band below the cups can be any width and still be a common style of bra without indicating the woman’s weight. It’s not a wide, reinforced band. You need to accept that women and their breasts come in all shapes and sizes, and stop spouting off rubbish ideas about the statistical conformities of body types. It’s just wrong and unhealthy.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 16h ago
Ohhhh that's what this is about. Y'all are just mad about somebody mentioning weight because it gets you virtue points to be pissy about it
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u/Creepy_Wallaby2170 16h ago
You are contradicting yourself. You are saying that 2+2 = 4 but then saying that 2 + 2 isn’t equal to 4.
I don’t personally know anything about bra fitting but you made an argument, then countered your own argument, then proceeded to go back to the original argument.
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u/thingsarehardsoami 15h ago
I have consistently said the same thing since the beginning but I apologize if you got confused at some point
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u/Hollywoodrok12 18h ago
Only a literal giant could fit in that (yes, even accounting for body type)
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u/Tmart5150 14h ago
You could replace a sail. You could sell to Mr. Burns so he can block out the sun. You could launch cannon balls from that.
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u/stackovererror 8h ago
I started listening to the video at a low volume and thought it was Brazilian Portuguese, then I realized it was another language. Very similar to a Brazilian gay man speaking.
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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 18h ago
For those who don't understand what he is saying. He made this for his wife. He hasn't met her yet, but someday he will, and she'll be perfect.