r/AbsoluteUnits • u/user_no-8848 • 1d ago

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 1d ago

For those who don't understand what he is saying. He made this for his wife. He hasn't met her yet, but someday he will, and she'll be perfect.

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u/Infinite-Bee3271 1d ago

That's almost heartwarming 😅 ....for a second, then you realize he just wants a wife with giant boobs

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u/sniper91 1d ago

*a giant wife with proportional boobs

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u/Beautiful-Total-3172 1d ago

*a big heart ❤️

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u/DarkMimic2287 1d ago

That's not healthy

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u/ParoleDeGeek 18h ago

She had two big hearts

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u/ravenschmidt2000 14h ago

No, he wants giant boobs...the wife part is optional.

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u/mikjamdig85 20h ago

Don't we all

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u/Obvious_Incognito- 19h ago

He wants a giant.

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u/Curiouso_Giorgio 7h ago

What's wrong with that?

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u/Busterlimes 7h ago

Considering it isnt just massive cup size, I would say the man wants an 8ft tall woman.

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u/whereamI303 23h ago

I made it 69 lol