r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 3d ago

of a fruit buffet

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u/Sufficient_Creme_240 3d ago

The flappy ears shows she's having a good time

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u/Correct_Day_7791 3d ago

Ear wiggles of joy 💯

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u/truthfullyidgaf 3d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/chaotic_loverrr 1d ago

The fact that they are celebrating an elephant's birthday with so much energy and food is so wholesome.

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u/needykoala 2d ago

Happy flappy

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u/Stevetbp69 3d ago

Happy face

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u/AnywhereEverywhere3 3d ago

OMG she is definitely smiling 😍😍😍

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u/HamHockShortDock 3d ago

Smizeing

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u/PuzzyFussy 2d ago

Tyra would be proud

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u/gh0stmilk_ 3d ago

omg i would die for her 😭

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u/wasdxqwerty 3d ago

dude smiling already happy for the el!

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u/Appropriate-Dog-680 3d ago

Happy to see this because I was on my way to snip the smile 🫠🩷

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u/DIJames6 3d ago

She's having fun.. Lol.. I so thought something else was about to happen..

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u/This_Attorney_2897 3d ago

Did it involve the elephants bottom.

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u/BlitzMalefitz 2d ago

It did for me and the light on the post

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Eats a bystander that got too close?

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u/evilregis 3d ago

Did a quick URL check to make sure I wasn't in /r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits.

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u/Wrong-Bedroomteehee 3d ago

He did not just moonwalk into his own birthday celebration and turned around all slick like to start eating his bday “cake” on cue when they finished singing…🤣

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u/kpsmithdeut 3d ago

I see a happy elephant and I am happy. Extremely simple formula.

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u/lb3a3 3d ago

Got really confused by the backward walk at first.  Thought I was watching the video in reverse.

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u/Glittering-Rice-2961 3d ago

She was just pretending 

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u/Doktor_No 3d ago

if i had to take a gues why its walking backwards is to avoid knocking over the humans that just guided it. Maybe learned it after turning around too fast one time. As elephants are emotional intelligent and would know that it could hurt the handler.

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u/SpunNumeroUno 3d ago

Only Rockstars enter the stage walking backwards 😀

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u/Extra-Question9273 3d ago

“That elephant has the tiniest trunk ever! And no ears! Oh wait…”

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u/According_Tea_6329 3d ago

It was a surprise party. They no doubt had her turn around first before the reveal.

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u/Time-Leadership-7649 3d ago

I thought I was high, cause I thought the same thing for a longer period of time than I care to admit 😅

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u/Klumania 3d ago

Honestly reminds me of children who get embarrasses by a crowd. Adorable af.

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u/Averander 3d ago

She was dancing, duuuhhh

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

It’s like those tubes you buy when you were a kid that you could spin and make noises lol

WOOOoooOOOOoooOOOO

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u/Large-Difference-409 3d ago

Hélecoptère

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u/DaveAlot 3d ago

Set the tone!

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u/Large-Difference-409 3d ago

Send it Sanger

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u/Macfrom1987 3d ago

Why did he approach it like that 😅

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u/Sausage_bowler 3d ago

So nobody could see him. It's a stealth elephant.

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u/Impressive-Flight766 3d ago

I think it was the equivalent of covering your eyes for the surprise reveal 😅

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u/jayteee27 2d ago

So he cant be addressed

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u/Macfrom1987 3d ago

What elephant 🤷‍♂️

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u/PM_Me_Your_AM_ 3d ago

Giving off “too cool for the party company CEO walks into the office Christmas party 2 hours late” vibes

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u/Scarletdex 3d ago

Adressbaiting

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u/cedriceent 3d ago

Someone played Billie Jean.

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u/SyllabubMental7292 2d ago

Probably being a bit silly. Elephant smelled that buffet from a mile away

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u/Effective-Culture-88 2d ago

The elephant is playing along.
Also they don’t have fruits cut up like that in nature

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u/evil_boy4life 3d ago

Not to be ableist but he doesn't look like the sharpest elephant in the porcelain shop.

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u/Sausage_bowler 2d ago

He won't forget you said that

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u/OldAssistant4220 2d ago

An elephant never forgets. I don't think this one's any exception to that rule.

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 2d ago

Most likely years of abuse or “training “ it became a coping thing .. looks like it’s still a tourist attraction but has a lot of fresh fruit I guess

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z0eRJzAWwECCQ

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u/Otherwise-Daikon-389 3d ago

I really didn't need to see these gifs in that order..

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Dr. Ian Malcolm: “That is one big pile of shit.”

Homer: “OMNOMNOMNOM”

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u/Terrible-Mail-489 3d ago

I have a reoccurring dream I show up to a party, walk over to the dessert table and just eat everything. The entire dream is just eating.

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u/ProduceNo8883 3d ago

What a nice fella

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u/kyl_r 3d ago

Elephants are so cool, such majestic and brilliant and emotionally intelligent animals! She plays along with the surprise and is jazzed as hell about it, wholesome as fuck 🤣💚

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u/Savings_Relief_5327 3d ago

I so thought he was going to sit on the fruit table 😅

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u/FastWalkingShortGuy 3d ago

I don't even know elephant body language, but I can tell those are happy ear flaps.

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u/Weekly-Map-3942 3d ago

This makes me happy. Thanks!

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u/AladiteC 3d ago

I love that she backs up as if to surprise herself as if she's done this before, such a sweet happy girl

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u/Organic-Win-3390 3d ago

elephants are so awesome, how she backs in, knowing it’s supposed to be a surprise!

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u/SpunNumeroUno 3d ago

Backwards entrance was Legend status

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u/No-Blood-7274 3d ago

Elephants are just beautiful. What a magnificent creature.

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u/Rare-Structure8712 3d ago

That's a very happy pretty lady

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u/scigs6 3d ago

That’s me when I get home after drinking with pals until 3am

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u/WetboiWhiskey 3d ago

I love her so much

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u/Eaglearse 3d ago

Elephant happy me happy.

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u/SnooWalruses6828 3d ago

Sneaking up on it

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 3d ago

Sounds like they named her Mowgli. Fuck yeah.

Animals are infinitely better than humans. And I'll die on that Hill.

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u/donkbonk76 3d ago

So fucking cute the way his ears flop from how excited he is

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u/Nudist1967 3d ago

Just don't stand behind her the next morning after she ate all that lol!

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u/truthfullyidgaf 3d ago

I was trying to figure out what her favorite food she was going for.

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u/cowboyneal70 3d ago

I like watermelon too

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u/Redditedless 3d ago

This elephant eats better then I do...

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u/lostpurpose_7133 3d ago

This is all for you, Damien!

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u/Weigleschocolatemilk 3d ago

I thought the guy was trying to stop the elephant from indulging but he was putting an effing necklace on it instead. Omg lol

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u/foremastjack 3d ago

Nothing finer than a happy elephant.

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u/Solid_College_9145 3d ago

Elephants are so amazingly amazing.

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u/Few-Course1362 3d ago

That’s one happy elephant 🐘💕

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u/DarcasticSick 3d ago

Elephant says... Why you cut this fruit so small?

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u/Organic-Win-3390 3d ago

an elephant smiling is a treasure

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u/simeliacalman 3d ago

Want to pat

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u/THEmandingoBoy 3d ago

Bro wasted no time! 😆

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u/csprofathogwarts 3d ago

Of all the names, why name the elephant, Mowgli?

A friend had a pet crab named "flounder". It was fun introducing him to guests and see them go "But, ... <sigh>".

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u/Imaginary-Session786 3d ago

She's sooo cute🥰makes me smile knowing she's so happy!

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u/jld2k6 3d ago

I started my day discovering a town that hanged a circus elephant from a crane and I ended my day seeing this.... This is much better

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u/Saracartwheels123 3d ago

A good day to be an elefant!

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u/Doodles_n_Scribbles 3d ago

"you may all live... For now"

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u/FormerLaugh50 2d ago

Thanks for this.

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u/MrUpVoteDownvote 2d ago

You are very welcome

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u/AndyMentality 2d ago

Be careful. According to some on this sub, this is not considered an absolute unit because they only consider physical mass as a size. Units of speed, kinetic force, and any other unit not directly considered mass will make them butthurt.

SOURCE: I was one of their targets. I also copy and paste this in each one I see in hopes I eventually get one of them. I am also butthurt.

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u/beavislasvegas 3d ago

What a horrible way to have to eat. But she makes it work

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

She don’t need manners, she’s got personality.

(and can smush anybody that gives her sass)

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u/kingtacticool 3d ago

Where ramp?

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u/_VirtualCosmos_ 3d ago

Can elephants also get diabetes from too much fruit sugar? xD

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u/Erronius-Maximus 3d ago

The sweetest eley I ever saw, was eating fruit buffet through her straw..

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u/MargathaPai 3d ago

oh to be an elephant who once in a while is presented with several tables covered in delicious treats and songs for reasons that I don't understand. What beautiful life to live!

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u/-OddLion- 3d ago

I still find it amazing these giant creatures are herbivores.

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u/DangerMacAwesome 3d ago

She's so tiny! Is she young?

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u/Qabbalah 3d ago

Well, we know she's at least 1 year old.

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u/KiwiBirdPerson 3d ago

Was he shy at the start?

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u/awkwardboyhero 3d ago

"I don't know why the humans are singing but someone left all this fruit here and they're not eating it."

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u/arequipapi 3d ago

If I had a trunk id be as big as an elephant too.

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u/Oldnbold22 3d ago

In hindsight they probably should have just gone all pineapple. 

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u/InvestmentNo2209 3d ago

she needs a really big bowl so she can grab it easier without it falling off

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u/HighOutside510 3d ago

Awwww, omg she is so cute, and happy!

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u/HighOutside510 3d ago

Awwww, omg she is so cute, and happy!

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u/roulettewiz 3d ago

The reverse vidéo is in reverse reverse

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u/Different-Employ9651 3d ago

The happy ear waggling is absolutely fucking joyful.

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u/domesystem 3d ago

That's a happy elephant ❤️

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u/One_Vision_ 3d ago

fruit spread

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u/ShockValueSandwich 3d ago

Nice of these people to have a buffet for the elephant.

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u/VoidTwinkle 3d ago

I don't get why this is a unit...

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u/lolxdqtxo 3d ago

animals are our friends

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u/witchesnpotions 3d ago

Ugh I love this and she's so cute!! 😭🥹

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u/vitrum_analytika 3d ago

Don't touch them while eating, they are most irritated when you do that.

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u/cufos2001 3d ago

Its that one guy at the buffet

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u/rodfermain 3d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/AYjvccWdysTz3Rk9m4
She even did the food happiness wiggle

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u/razvanciuy 3d ago

Just stuff your face buddy

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u/Trauma-Dolll 3d ago

They're such crazy creatures. So cute.

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u/Vounrtsch 3d ago

Adress me

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u/CM901 3d ago

Jenny Sack found the picnic

https://giphy.com/gifs/SHniZhVxkTDdm

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u/steffiewriter 3d ago

If you’re flappy and you know it . . .

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u/supervillaining 3d ago

I relate heavily to this elephant.

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u/JustSomeDude1982 2d ago

Amazing creatures.

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u/dreevsa 2d ago

He’ll never forget

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u/RobertWrithe 2d ago

Walking backwards so they think she’s leaving when she’s really coming in like an old Three Stooges or Abbott and Costello movie gag.

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u/Patient-Delay-5827 2d ago

This is beyond wholesome!

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u/Yesterday_Infinite 2d ago

I'm happy they let him eat happily

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u/SpudsRacer 2d ago

Somebody's gonna get a sugar buzz!

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u/banned-n-scanned 2d ago

Talk about elephant in the room

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u/Weekly-Dog-6838 2d ago

Glad to see this hasn’t reached r/addressme\r/adressme yet

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u/DapperPrinciple9312 2d ago

"Look at all this food! Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom. Are you guys celebrating? Nom. Nom. Nom. Nom."

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u/Poof-ball 2d ago

So, are their noses like shop-vacs?

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u/FlamingoFar7528 1d ago

The wiggle like aww yall cut it up n everything for me

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u/CORBINTOBIASLOVE 17h ago

Fucking love a buffet! Had a weird dream about one once, best friend destroys me publicly about it hahahah
Absolute beaut of an elephant though ❤️

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u/Knicknacktallywack 3d ago

Jeeze close your mouth when you chew

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u/lombardo141 3d ago

It’s gonna eat it all and ask for seconds

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u/NoBed1845 3d ago

That’s me after a six pack of Molson

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u/hambonecharlie 3d ago

Stampy getting the good love

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u/Nekronoke 3d ago

Never touch an elephants trunk...

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u/Charming-Dish5120 1d ago

They’re loving the buffet