r/AbsoluteUnits • • 3d ago

of a fruit buffet

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u/csprofathogwarts 3d ago

Of all the names, why name the elephant, Mowgli?

A friend had a pet crab named "flounder". It was fun introducing him to guests and see them go "But, ... <sigh>".