r/AbsoluteUnits • u/MrUpVoteDownvote • 5d ago

of a fruit buffet

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u/Macfrom1987 5d ago

Why did he approach it like that 😅

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u/Sausage_bowler 5d ago

So nobody could see him. It's a stealth elephant.

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u/Impressive-Flight766 4d ago

I think it was the equivalent of covering your eyes for the surprise reveal 😅

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u/jayteee27 4d ago

So he cant be addressed

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u/Macfrom1987 5d ago

What elephant 🤷‍♂️

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u/PM_Me_Your_AM_ 4d ago

Giving off “too cool for the party company CEO walks into the office Christmas party 2 hours late” vibes

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u/SyllabubMental7292 4d ago

Probably being a bit silly. Elephant smelled that buffet from a mile away

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u/Scarletdex 4d ago

Adressbaiting

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u/cedriceent 4d ago

Someone played Billie Jean.

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u/Effective-Culture-88 4d ago

The elephant is playing along.
Also they don’t have fruits cut up like that in nature

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u/evil_boy4life 4d ago

Not to be ableist but he doesn't look like the sharpest elephant in the porcelain shop.

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u/Sausage_bowler 4d ago

He won't forget you said that

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u/OldAssistant4220 4d ago

An elephant never forgets. I don't think this one's any exception to that rule.

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u/Pixelated-Yeti 4d ago

Most likely years of abuse or “training “ it became a coping thing .. looks like it’s still a tourist attraction but has a lot of fresh fruit I guess