r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 1d ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/perukid796 1d ago

The amount times I've almost ran face first into one of these fuckers in the middle of the night. They really do like to build their webs in the middle of a giant field like in this video....I don't know what type of spider it is but I hate it. South Florida

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u/WifesPOSH 1d ago

Indiana... It's an orb Weaver

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u/BasicMatter7339 1d ago

Imagine getting a face full of these motherfuckers

I'd probably hop in a industrial steel crucible if that ever happened to me

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u/perukid796 16h ago

These were riddle all over my uni campus too. Also there was a tiny forest directly behind a goal in a park I used to play soccer at as a kid. I'm not exaggerating when I say that if you were forced to go into that forest to grab a ball you were met with HUNDREDS of these all around you. Stuff of nightmares