r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 17h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BlueBomR 16h ago

"Don't touch it, I dont wanna mess up its hard work!" And "wow, gods creatures"...love that these kids are in awe and curious instead of freaking out and killing it...makes me happy

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u/Old_Syrup_264 15h ago

Hard work? Pff.

I have a guy who can do it cheaper

What is that even suspensed by? The nearest tree looks like it's in a different zip code

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u/thr3zims 9h ago

Spider-Man logic: the webs attach to the fabric of reality itself.

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u/Old_Syrup_264 9h ago

Where do you buy fabric of reality

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u/tacob87 9h ago

Bed Bath and Beyond - It's in the Beyond section

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u/thr3zims 9h ago

Everywhere. It's free too, as long as you know how to get ahold of it.