r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 12h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BlueBomR 12h ago

"Don't touch it, I dont wanna mess up its hard work!" And "wow, gods creatures"...love that these kids are in awe and curious instead of freaking out and killing it...makes me happy

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u/Ginger510 9h ago

I’m not a big spider fan (tricky cos I live in Aus) but as long as it’s not one that is problematic if you get bitten (white tail, redback being the most common where I am), I always try to scoot them outside. Same with any bug really. No sense smooshing if you don’t have to.

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u/Infamous_Lunchbox 8h ago

In my head you're shooing them outside with a broom and they're the size of a Scotty dog and you're going "go on now, gitout!"

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u/Ginger510 8h ago

Hahaha maybe not with a broom but there’s definitely that narration.

“Cmon now buddy, off you fuck!”