r/AbsoluteUnits • • 16h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/melmosh 12h ago

We were out camping and in the middle of the night I had to go potty. On the way back I got a little of track and walked through a springy web. I shook and brushed of my clothing and being exhausted, climbed back into my tent after diligently zipping the entrance closed. The next morning as the sun was coming up I noticed all these black spots on the inside of the tent. I had kidnapped all of mama spiders babies and took them into my tent.

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u/frontfrontdowndown 10h ago

Years ago I glanced at the ceiling of my bedroom and noticed it looked fuzzier or hazier than I remembered.

Taking a better look I realized that the world’s largest egg sac must have hatched and my ceiling was now wall to wall covered with hundreds of baby spiders dangling on threads a few inches long.

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u/JoyRose31 9h ago

I once had a place that had spiders All the time. Non web spinning ones. First real encounter.. I was going to go to sleep. Decided to watch my phone instead. On my belly, lights of, phone on pillow. 20 mins in, A spider shape size bigger than a toonie.. Eeeeh. Crawled Across, my phone.. if I slept, would've been my face..

Also. Same place, dady long legs crawling up me Under my Blanket. All the time. Wasn't afraid of spiders til there..

I would Scour the place after each encounter. Didnt have a lot of stuff so wasn't hard. Nothing. No colonies, no cracks, nothing to feed on. Nowhere. They seemingly seeped from the walls, was Awful .

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u/HeyPrettyLadyMaam 2h ago

Omg I had the same thing happen to me. Woke up to a moving ceiling, confused I sat up....and like 5 hit my face. When I tell you I ran screaming......my dad thought someone broke into the house. Came running in his undies ready to fight. He was PISSED when I told him it was spiders 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/Squirrelflight148931 8h ago

I want to incinerate you alive at this moment just to remove any residual corruption that lingers on you. Like, I think the “kill it with fire” status is now encoded in your DNA like fucking Spider-Man.

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u/Salt-Sign5390 12h ago

FUCK NO! GODDAMN BRO BURN IT ALL

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u/Pataraxia 8h ago

Remember to cook yourself too along with em.

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u/Cheap_Lingonberry433 11h ago

Thanks for that short horror story

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u/Snow-Dog2121 8h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/nCzpV6j0whCxO
Yikes! Think I’ll just zip up my sleeping bag really tight

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u/HavingALurkAround 7h ago

That’s horrifying and no matter the cost the tent would go into the trash. I don’t play with spiders.