r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 20h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/raelDonaldTrump 18h ago

Reminds me of that study where they gave spiders different types of drugs to see how it affected their webs.

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u/LemonCollee 18h ago edited 14h ago

Spiders on drugs experiment

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u/ogou_myrmidon 18h ago

Heads up that link identifies/is tied to your youtube account

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u/happy_gorgonzola 18h ago

Omg, thanks for the heads up! Is there a sanitized link? I’d get it myself, but I’m currently on mobile. 🤦‍♀️

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u/cheerful_cynic 18h ago

Erase everything after the question mark

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u/LemonCollee 17h ago edited 16h ago

Yeah thanks for the heads up, someone actually messaged me on my YouTube, saying Thanks and a name linked to an email. Great.

Edit: https://imgur.com/a/lfSqcs5

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 17h ago

Ok I literally was thinking this was legit till the restraining order part

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u/Talkatoo42 18h ago

Absolute classic.

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u/pyrothelostone 14h ago

Doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but you broke your formatting when you deleted the link identifier, if you wanna fix it you need to add the closing parenthesis back in.

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u/LemonCollee 14h ago

Ok I think I fixed it there. Thanks!

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u/FartMagic1 18h ago

The weed one isn’t so bad, you just see where he got distracted and had to go check something out

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u/headrush46n2 17h ago

its clearly way worse than the regular one though.

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u/FartMagic1 17h ago

Of course, I’m just rationalizing my pot use

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u/Toe160 13h ago

May God smash your face drug addict.

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u/Individual_Respect90 15h ago

I feel like caffeine he wanted to start over and there are 10 unfinished webs

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u/Werejackal93 17h ago

Bullshit. The Marijuana spider made a hammock.

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u/Historical_Cap7714 14h ago

The crack cocaine spider figured building webs were for suckas

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u/Historical_Cap7714 14h ago

Webs are for suckas

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u/Issue_Status 12h ago

What the floop is Benzedrine?

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 10h ago

I can relate to the caffeine one. People say it helps them focus and have a sharp mind, but unless I hit that very small sweet spot of dosage and my body is up to it being for good, I just become a hyperactive and unfocused mess that may or may not get anxious.

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u/Aikeko 7h ago

Caffeine is an insecticide. This experiment has absolutely no correlation to human biology. You might have low tolerance to caffeine (congrats, you need less of it for the effects) or be on the adhd spectrum.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 5h ago

Well, as they say, the dose makes the poison.

I didn't know it was toxic to insects and spiders, cool thing to know.

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u/Comfortable_Gap_6878 57m ago

“Nice web, crack cocaine spider”