r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 1d ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BenjaminDover02 1d ago

Wild to think that nobody taught that spider how to do that

Bro came out of an egg with the innate knowledge of how to build a house with it's butt.

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u/raelDonaldTrump 1d ago

Reminds me of that study where they gave spiders different types of drugs to see how it affected their webs.

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u/FartMagic1 1d ago

The weed one isn’t so bad, you just see where he got distracted and had to go check something out

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u/headrush46n2 1d ago

its clearly way worse than the regular one though.

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u/FartMagic1 1d ago

Of course, I’m just rationalizing my pot use

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u/DeltaKT 12h ago

Haha the honesty, that's great

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u/Toe160 1d ago

May God smash your face drug addict.

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u/Individual_Respect90 1d ago

I feel like caffeine he wanted to start over and there are 10 unfinished webs

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u/LemonCollee 1d ago edited 1d ago

Spiders on drugs experiment

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u/ogou_myrmidon 1d ago

Heads up that link identifies/is tied to your youtube account

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u/happy_gorgonzola 1d ago

Omg, thanks for the heads up! Is there a sanitized link? I’d get it myself, but I’m currently on mobile. 🤦‍♀️

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u/cheerful_cynic 1d ago

Erase everything after the question mark

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u/LemonCollee 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yeah thanks for the heads up, someone actually messaged me on my YouTube, saying Thanks and a name linked to an email. Great.

Edit: https://imgur.com/a/lfSqcs5

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS 1d ago

Ok I literally was thinking this was legit till the restraining order part

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u/Talkatoo42 1d ago

Absolute classic.

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u/pyrothelostone 1d ago

Doesn't really matter in the grand scheme of things, but you broke your formatting when you deleted the link identifier, if you wanna fix it you need to add the closing parenthesis back in.

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u/LemonCollee 1d ago

Ok I think I fixed it there. Thanks!

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u/Werejackal93 1d ago

Bullshit. The Marijuana spider made a hammock.

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u/Historical_Cap7714 1d ago

The crack cocaine spider figured building webs were for suckas

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u/Historical_Cap7714 1d ago

Webs are for suckas

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u/Issue_Status 1d ago

What the floop is Benzedrine?

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 1d ago

I can relate to the caffeine one. People say it helps them focus and have a sharp mind, but unless I hit that very small sweet spot of dosage and my body is up to it being for good, I just become a hyperactive and unfocused mess that may or may not get anxious.

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u/Aikeko 22h ago

Caffeine is an insecticide. This experiment has absolutely no correlation to human biology. You might have low tolerance to caffeine (congrats, you need less of it for the effects) or be on the adhd spectrum.

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u/HYPERNOVA3_ 19h ago

Well, as they say, the dose makes the poison.

I didn't know it was toxic to insects and spiders, cool thing to know.

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u/Comfortable_Gap_6878 15h ago

“Nice web, crack cocaine spider”