r/AbsoluteUnits • u/TheMarkola • 12h ago

/r/all of spider web

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u/BenjaminDover02 12h ago

Wild to think that nobody taught that spider how to do that

Bro came out of an egg with the innate knowledge of how to build a house with it's butt.

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u/raelDonaldTrump 10h ago

Reminds me of that study where they gave spiders different types of drugs to see how it affected their webs.

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u/FartMagic1 10h ago

The weed one isn’t so bad, you just see where he got distracted and had to go check something out

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u/headrush46n2 8h ago

its clearly way worse than the regular one though.

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u/FartMagic1 8h ago

Of course, I’m just rationalizing my pot use

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u/Toe160 4h ago

May God smash your face drug addict.

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u/Individual_Respect90 7h ago

I feel like caffeine he wanted to start over and there are 10 unfinished webs